Yûgiô
1998
Pegasus: What, no hello, no how are you? I thought we were friends, Kaiba-boy. Don't tell me that kidnapping your little brother and seizing control of Kaiba Corp. has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal.
Yami Bakura: You're here to die to protect him? Then protect him from THIS! (throws down The Change of Heart card onto the field)
Yami Bakura: Not only are you about to lose this duel; but when I'm through with you, you'll lose so much more...
Yugi Moto: It's time to duel!
Yugi Moto: Sorry, Pegasus, but you've forgotten my down card: The Living Arrow. Maximillian Pegasus: No! Your facedown card is the Living Arrow! Yugi Moto: That's right. That is my mystery card and since you're the creator of Duel Monsters you must know all about the Living Arrow card and how it can fuse with any card on the field and right now I'll have it bond with your Magical Neutralizing Force and fire it right back at Toon World. Maximillian Pegasus: It doesn't matter because it's already too late to stop My Toon Summoned Skull's Lightning Strike Attack. Yugi Moto: Have you forgotten about my other down card, Pegasus? It's a trap card and it's one of my favorites: Mirror Force! It reflects your attack back at you and since the Livng Arrow neutralized the magic that made your toons indestructible, They arrive on the field in the original forms just in time to catch the blast. (All of Pegasus' monster are destroyed and a huge chunk of his life points are lost) Nesbitt of the Big 5. Additional Voices: Score stands at: Yugi Moto with 900 life points and Master Pegasus with 600. Sorry, sir.
Pegasus: And my guess is that the card you're about to play is: Blue-Eyes White Dragon!... (smugly) Pegasus: Was I right? I know I was right. Oh, please tell me I was right. I was right, wasn't I?
Tea Garnder: I've been giving this same friendship speech for years. Hasn't it sunk in yet?
Seto Kaiba: Now I will create a Duel Monster without peer by combining my three Blue Eyes White Dragons with my Polymerization card to create... The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon 4500/3800.
Yugi Moto: Now I will go on the attack with Mammoth Graveyard, Polymerization, and the Living Arrow card. Seto Kaiba: What's a Living Arrow card? Yugi Moto: I tell you. Normally, I make a fusion with my cards but for a change, Living Arrow allows me to fuse my cards with my opponent's cards opening up bold new possibilites. Now I will use the magic of the Living Arrow to fuse my Mammoth Graveyard to the heart of your beast. However, since my Mammoth Graveyard is an undead type monster, it can't properly fuse with your living Ultimate Dragon. Instead, it will cause your dragon to rot and decay from the inside out and since Mammoth Graveyard has a total of 1200 attack points, that means your Dragon will lose 1200 attack and defense points each turn until even my weakest monsters can destroy it.
Yugi Moto: Heart of the cards, guide me!
Yugi Moto: (talking to the Magician of Black Chaos) Attack, Magician, with Chaos Scepter Blast!
Katsuya Jonouchi: (holding out hand to Jean Claude Magnum) Hello! How do you do? I no you no very-very fan, ne!
(Joey goes to eat a mushroom growing on a tree) Yugi Moto: No, Joey, wild mushrooms are poisonous! Mai Valentine: (enters) So do us all a favor and let him eat it!
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Go, Drumsticks! Mai Valentine: Uh, guys? Joey named his chicken. Joey Wheeler, Shadi: It's a Nematory, Mai! Mai Valentine: Whatever.
Tristan Taylor: Look, it's Bakura! Bakura Ryou: I want to help. (Bakura seizes control of the Change of Heart card) Bakura Ryou: I want you to destroy me. Tristan Taylor: No! Don't do it Bakura. You'll get sent to the card graveyard. Bakura Ryou: I don't care. It's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit. Yugi Moto: I have an idea. If Bakura's Melenium Ring can steal souls then my millenium puzzle should be able to put them back. Yugi Moto: Okay, Yugi. You now use dark magic attack. Yugi Moto: Right. Dark Magic Attack. Tristan Taylor, Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Shadi, Tea Garnder: Alright Yugi.
(Yugi is being badly beaten in his duel with Mai) Tea Garnder: Yugi! You can still turn this around. I know you can! Joey Wheeler: Uh... yeah, it only *looks* hopeless!
Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Start working on your retirement speech.
Mai Valentine: Hey! Cross on the green, not in between! Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Sorry, but we're being chased by a bunch of robed weirdos!
Joey Wheeler: I'm not cryin'! I just got somethin' in my eye... Stupid thing won't come out...
Joey Wheeler: I'm such a sensitiiiiivvve guy! Tristan Taylor: ... When you're not being a pain... Tea Garnder: Which is... most of the time... Joey Wheeler: Ah, my adoring fans...
Weevil Underwood, Lumis: What are you, his pom-pom girl?
Pegasus: Friends make such wonderful adversaries.
Mai Valentine: Harpies, give that monster our kind of make over!
Mai Valentine: Oh. It's the attack of the three toed hairball.
Tristan Taylor: Did she say friend? Oh man, Im stuck in the FRIEND zone!
Joey Wheeler: This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding.
Joey Wheeler: Mai was fine with herself until you came along and brainwashed her. Valon: I already told you. Mai did this of her own free will.
Seto Kaiba: Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Just put it on my tab, Gramps. Solomon Moto: Your tab's past due, Joey. Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Then put it on Tristan's.
Noah: Now, are you going to attack me or not? If you do, just remember, you'll be striking Mokuba! Seto Kaiba: You punk! Noah: Well, Seto, attack and you'll win the duel. But at what cost? Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: This is a no brainer. Kaiba has to attack him and win this duel. Noah: What's it gonna be? Your victory or Mokuba? Seto Kaiba: All right, kid. I'll end my turn. Yugi Moto: I thought so.
Tristan Taylor: (trapped in a monkey's body; Joey and Duke are steering a rail car) Speed it up, you wimps! Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Easy for you to say, Mr My-Arms-Are-Too-Short-To-Drive!
Mokuba Kaiba: I asked Yugi and his friends for help. Seto Kaiba: You did what? You know how I feel about Yugi! Mokuba Kaiba: But who else was I supposed to turn to? Seto Kaiba: Anyone else!
Tristan Taylor: (thinking) I'll ask Serenity if she wants to look at the romantic view with me. Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon: Hey, Serenity, want to check out the view? Tristan Taylor: Hey, that was my line!
Noah: So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine? Seto Kaiba: No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you!
Noah: (over an intercom on the train Seto's riding) May I have your attention, please. All passengers who have stolen family empires from their rightful owners, prepare to exit at the next stop.
Seto Kaiba: It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere. Joey Wheeler, Shadi: Looks like a regular old briefcase to me. Seto Kaiba: It's in the briefcase, you moron.
Gozaboro Kaiba: I treated you better than I treated my own son! Seto Kaiba: Thanks for nothing.
Katsuya Jonouchi: Some bavarian cream would be great right now... (mutters) (suddenly reaches above him) Gigantic donut!
Katsuya Jonouchi: (while sleeping) Hey! Bakura Ryou: (trying to steal Jonouchi's card so he can join in the Duelist Kingdom finals) (freezes) Katsuya Jonouchi: (sleepily) That's my pizza.
Seto Kaiba: Yugi! I will not be defeated at my own tournament! Yugi Moto: Kaiba! You're too late. Dark Paladin attack!
Solomon Moto: I play the magic card, Ancient City! Joey Wheeler: What is that thing? Solomon Moto: Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city.
Seto Kaiba: Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.
Joey Wheeler, Shadi: (being attacked by bats at an amusement park exhibit) Guys! Anytime you want to jump in and help! Tea Garnder: Should we tell him they're only holograms? Tristan Taylor: And spoil the fun?
Yugi Moto: Just once I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it and not have to worry about who's trying to take over the world!
Yugi Moto: (talking to the puzzle) Ready or not, spirit, this is where you take over. (changes to Yami-Yugi) Yami Yugi: (yells at the puzzle) Hey! Yugi! I'm not - you can't - this isn't a duel! (sees Tea) Hello.
Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba: As long as Revival Jam remains on the field, you'll never get to my life points! Revival jam will always reform! Yami Yugi: So I can't attack? Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba: You can. It just won't work.
(repeated line from the Japanese version) Yûgi: Game... start!
Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Rare Hunter, Strings, Umbra, Gozaboro Kaiba: Great beast of the sky please hear my cry / Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight / Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe / Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win / Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name / Winged Dragon of Ra!