Your Friends & Neighbors
1998
Jerry: What do these characters all have in common? They all want to... fuck! It's always about fucking.
(During sex) Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?
Barry: Do you think you're good? Cary: What? Barry: I mean, do you think you're a good person? Cary: Hey, come on, I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Terri: I don't get you at all. I mean, always with the goddamn semiotics. It's a gift. Can't it just be what it is? It's a bracelet. Shit.
Terri: (after sex) Where are you going? Jerry: (Bitter) Out. I wanna talk, I wanna chat. Terri: We can talk. I just don't want something up my ass while we're doing it.
Terri: (to Jerry) That's my advice to you: Grow the fuck up.
Jerry: The guy's practically my best friend... Terri: Oh, don't even fucking use that! Alright? Best friend? That is bullshit! Try saying friend when you're down there lapping between his wife's legs. See how it sounds then.
Jerry: (about talking during sex) I'll talk as much as I like. Terri: Yeah? Well I hope she likes it 'cause you won't be fucking me.
Terri: It's over. Thanks so much, it was lovely. I'll get the rest of my stuff later.
Terri: Why do you find it so hard to fathom that I'd want to be with a woman? I mean, I wanted to be with you. Now I want to be with her. That's all.
Barry: So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself
Barry: I'm telling you, nobody makes me come the way I do.
Jerry: (after much prodding by Barry) Ok. The best fuck I ever had. That would be your wife. That was the best fuck I ever had. Cary: That beats my story.