You Rang, M'Lord?
1988
Sir Ralph Shawcross: Anyway. HE can't be mucking around with Agatha. He got shot in a certain place in the artilery. Selfridge: From what I've heard. Lord Meldrum's facililties are in tip top condition.
(repeated line) Mabel Wheeler: I can't remember the last time...
(repeated line) Mabel Wheeler: That'll be nice.
James Twelvetrees: I sometimes wish I'd been born an ordinary-looking person. Instead of tall and well-built.
(repeated line) Mrs Blanche Lipton: Least said, soonest mended.
Cissy Meldrum: I can't keep calling you Miss Anstruther. What's your first name? Hortence Anstruther: Actually, it's Hortence. But nobody ever calls me that, no, no. No, my friends call me Horty! I don't why because I'm really awfully chummy with everyone. Cissy Meldrum: I suppose it's better than Tence.
Rose: Oh, Mr Teddy!
The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't want to marry Madge Cartwright. I want to marry her maid, Rose.