Xia dao Gao Fei
1993
Jeff: Well! Masturbate in hell!
Chung: (Jeff gets into a fight with Hoodlum, the Thailand crime boss and after escaping Hoodlum's thugs, the group tries to consider what their options are) We've had it! That bastard runs the whole damn city! There's no other choice, we've gotta kill him. Jeff: And what good's that? Can't kill his whole gang. Mona: (to Sam) Do you think you could offer him more interest on the $40,000? Sam: That won't work. It's our lives he wants not money. Chung: Are you crazy? Think he'd refuse money? Jeff: Money? He's got loads. I made him lose face! Sam: (Sam has a plan to pay off the loan to Hoodlum) Hey I've got an idea, listen up. Mona: What is it? Jeff: Rob a bank? (everyone is silent when Jeff says this) Is that it? Sam: I think it's a great plan. If we pull it off, we're rich. And we can go anywhere. Mona: What? Us rob a bank? Sam wake up. Chung: Why not? It's worth a shot. Jeff: Yeah, well you guys just keep dreaming. Forget about it. We're in enough shit. Sam: Waht the hell can we do? Jeff: Why'd you take the cash? Huh? (Jeff is so frustrated at the situation, he gets up from the table and leaves) .
Virgin: Check if there's a hole in my underpants? Jeff: No! I saw a vomiting crab.
Virgin: See anything you like? Jeff: Yeah, I saw a couple of lice puking.
Virgin: See anything you like? Jeff: Nothing. Maybe just a few scraggly black hairs.
(Deano and Chung are staring hard at each other and it's driving Deano crazy) Deano: What are you looking at huh? Chung: I am allowed to look. Deano: Oh yeah? Chung: I'm not scared of you. Deano: (Deano's ready to fight so he jumps out of his vehicle and orders Chung to get out too) Get out! Get the fuck out! Chung: We're on a job. Deano: Take me one minute to break you. Scared?