Xenosaga Episode I: Chikara he no ishi
2002 (VG)
Lieutenant Virgil: It reeks. I can't get their rotten odor out of my system. Can't you smell it? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Hammer: Heeeey, it's a girl... She might me cute, you know. Heh, heh... Captain Matthews: Heh, heh my ass, you sicko. Who the hell cares how she looks? She's dead. Tony: Exactly. Besides, she's facing the other way. It's a shame we can't meet face to face...
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: You're all bunch of slackers.
KOS-MOS: Furthermore... The escape pod has a maximum capacity of two occupants. I believe it is obvious who gets priority. Shion Uzuki: How could... How could you say that. Have you no conscience?
Hammer: The generator output keeps on dropping... I guess we ran the ship into the hyperspace column walls a few times too many... Thanks to a certain idiot who flies like a maniac... Tony: What? Hey! Who do you think it was that saved us? Hammer: I wish you'd consider the navigator has to go through. I'm getting carpal tunnel thanks to you. Tony: Why don't you just direct-link it? Hammer: Isn't it obvious? It's way cooler to navigate by hand. Tony: Are you stupid or something? Hammer: Mind your own business. At least I'm more useful than a certain out-of-control lunatic. Tony: Oh, okay now. So you think you're the man, huh? Hammer: You wanna go? Whatchoo got? Tony: Bring it on. (Hammer and Tony are about to start a fist fight) Captain Matthews: (frustrated) That's enough. Both of ya morons, shut up. I'm sick of listening to your whining. My head hurts enough just thinking about what these repairs are gonna cost. The last thing I need is to babysit the two of you.
Albedo: I see. So, what do you want me to do? Commander Margulis: The situation is proceeding as planned. Don't interfere with it for now. Of course, I can't imagine the Second Miltian government and the Kukai Foundation will simply hand it over. If the situation warrants, we may have to use... the Song of Nephilim. Albedo: Now this is a surprise. I thought you hated it with a passion. Commander Margulis: I'm just saying, that even your toys have their uses. Albedo: Then why don't you join me? We can enjoy the show together. Commander Margulis: Thank, I'll pass. I don't share your perverse taste in hobbies. (Albedo laughs) Albedo: Yeah right, you gutless bastard.
Shion Uzuki: KOS-MOS... I ought to put you on a diet!
Commander Margulis: How are you feeling, 100-Series Realian? Is the food here unsatisfactory? Even Realians require nourishment, you know. Are the Federation's 100-Series Realians so ill-mannered that they don't even reply to simple questions? MOMO: I don't like that name. Commander Margulis: Well, my goodness, pardon me. And what would you like to be called, Miss 100-Series Realian? MOMO: I don't like strangers to be calling me by my name.
Shion Uzuki: C'mon, Allen! Show them your gratitude. Allen Ridgeley: Ah... right. (to Matthews) Thank heavens you were around to rescue us. We almost became space dust out there because of my stubborn boss here... Argh! (Shion stepped on Allen's foot)
Woglinde Employee: Look out! (Shion came to her sense and a circling obstacle is about to approach Shion and she evaded the obstacle and lands on the floor) Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Watch it, you slacker! Only authorized personnel are allowed up here! I've had three people vanish on me already. (Shion gets up) Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Get the hell out of here! My men'll start slacking off if they see bimbos like you around. Shion Uzuki: I'm so sorry. (Shion walks away) Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Who's the idiot that let civilians on this ship? (Vanderkam saw one of his employees staring at Shion) Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: What the hell are you staring at? (Vanderkam punches the employee in the face knocking him to the floor. Vanderkam then picks him up by the sleeve) Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Damn slacker! (Vanderkam gave the employee an uppercut)
Ziggy: Are you ok? MOMO: Yeah, I'm built tougher then I look. What about you? Ziggy: Well... I built as tough as I look.
Shion Uzuki: Is that why you gave me this PT cartridge? I mean... Do you have any idea what this thing is? Miyuki Itsumi: Of course!... Or so I like to claim, but I actually just transfered in, so I'm not really sure.
MOMO: Ummm... (Ziggy turns to MOMO) Are you a military Realian? Ziggy: No, an ex-human. MOMO: Ex-human? Ziggy: A cyborg. An ancient relic. (starts adjusting artifical arm) I registered as an organ donor without much thought, and they resurrected me after my death. MOMO: That infamous Life Recycling Act, right? Ziggy: Yeah. The Species Preservation Act came about thanks to the mess that old law caused.
MOMO: Umm... you still haven't... told me your name Ziggy: It's Ziggurat... 8. MOMO: Ziggurat... 8? you're a real human, but your name sound more like a model number.
Lieutenant Virgil: Who? What does it matter? Or... do you need a name to describe me? A definition by words is merely a means to deceive oneself. It's meaningless before the truth. What matters is how you perceive things. The slightest shift, then life and death no longer have any meaning.
KOS-MOS: Relinquish your pain unto me.