X-Men: Evolution
2000
(Storm has frozen him) Wolverine: Now that was cold.
Professor Charles Xavier: Cyclops, get the Blackbird prepped for launch. Cyclops: Yes, sir. Professor Charles Xavier: And since its a weekend, assemble the full time. (pause) We have a Rogue.
Magneto: Welcome to Sanctuary.
Sabretooth: One shall fall by the other's hand. It is our destiny.
Jean Grey: You've been given a wonderful gift. Kitty Pryde: I don't have a gift, just a curse. Jean Grey: Only if you let it be.
Shadowcat: Come on you fuzzy blue elf. You're going to be alright. Cyclops: (whispering) Fuzzy blue elf?
Professor Charles Xavier: This is place where powers are not always an asset... Right Scott? Cyclops: I guess you heard. Professor Charles Xavier: It was hard not to. It was all over the news.
(Cyclops chuckles nervously) Professor Charles Xavier: You must be very careful Scott. Fortunately no one was seriously injured. Cyclops: What do you want from me professor? I'm packing a bazooka behind each eyeball. Professor Charles Xavier: Control Scott. That's what you're here to learn. Scott's eyes emit a powerful beam.
Jean Grey: What about you Kurt? Got any special talents that brought you here today? (Nightcrawler disappears and then reappears) Nightcrawler: Maybe.
Juggernaut: You think that fancy visor's going to stop me? Nothing stops me. I'M RAW POWER. Cyclops: You want it raw, tough guy? (removes his visor) Then take it RAW.
Wolverine: I smell fear.
Scott: Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone? I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out. Logan: Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless, someone else bought it.
Toad (Todd Tolensky) : (sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume) Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.
(Nightcrawler is looking for Shadowcat) Nightcrawler: Kitty? Kitty? Sabretooth: Me-ow.
Wolverine: About time you got here, elf. We were... What's she doing here? Nightcrawler: It's... it's a little complicated. See... Mystique: He'll send you a memo. Now let's go.
Gambit: You round up those jokes you call friends, and meet me at your place. Avalanche: Why? Gambit: Because now that you're out of school, you'll be taking a real test. Avalanche: Forget it. We're sick of being used.
Gambit: Did you get my calling card? Avalanche: We did. Now, let us throw you out on the welcome mat.
Cyclops: No offense Professor but Todd has the hygene of a dead pig. Professor Charles Xavier: Never the less Scott we must welcome everyone here.
Rogue: My power is your power and I can take more than one.
Toad (Todd Tolensky) : What are you supposed to be, freak? Nightcrawler: I may be a freak but at least I don't smell like a pair of unwashed lederhosen. Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Come here. (Kurt disappears and then reappears) Nightcrawler: As you kids say in America: NEENER, NEENER, NEENER. (Toad and Nightcrawler keep on fighting until Kurt teleports them into the danger room) Nightcrawler: What is dast? Toad (Todd Tolensky) : I don't know fool? You brought us here. Professor Charles Xavier: (telepathically to Jean Grey and Cyclops) Jean. Scott. Nightcrawler and Toad transported into the Danger Room. Cyclops: Oh no. Wolverine had it set for his training level Professor Charles Xavier: Get in there and shut it down.
(about Rogue and her powers) Jean Luc LeBeau: You mean, she can do all that with the touch of a finger? Gambit: Forget it.
Quicksilver: Wanda? Scarlet Witch: PIETRO? (Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover) Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Ex-girlfriend? Quicksilver: Worse. She's my *sister*...
(Avalanche is creating mayhem during a water rescue exercise just so he can "rescue" Shadowcat) Cyclops: Wrong victim, Alvers. And you just drowned two people. Avalanche: (Carrying Kitty) Yeah. But look who I rescued.
Jean Grey: You know, I don't know WHAT I'd do if I didn't have you guys around to make all my decisions for me! (grabs Scott's car keys and storms off) Duncan Matthews: Whoa. Glad she took your keys.
Avalanche: (comforting Shadowcat about her emerging powers) Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards.
(to Rogue) Pyro: Awful bold of you, coming here, girl! Or are you just stupid?
Toad (Todd Tolensky) : This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us. Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway! Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S... (gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead) Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Ow!
Quicksilver: (Lance walks in from outside) Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight! Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right. Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube. Avalanche: Sure. Glad to! (uses his powers to throw the chair out the window) Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you... Avalanche: (grabbing Pietro) All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you! Toad (Todd Tolensky) : (comes in tangled up in a TV antenna) And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna! Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking! (sadly) You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through! Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless... (looks out the window and screams) Wanda! (dives into the closet) Don't tell her I'm here! Avalanche: Ha!
(Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom) Toad (Todd Tolensky) : Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here! Boom Boom: Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
(after a disastrous flight simulator lesson) Iceman: (to Wolverine) Hey, did you see? Were you watching? This time it took me *twice* as long to crash and burn!
(after tricking and using Rogue) Gambit: Rogue... Rogue: Don't. You just did the wrong thing for the right reason. Gambit: So what now? Rogue: I'm going back with the X-men. I don't care what you do... Gambit: (smiling) *Sure* you don't...
Principal Edward Kelly: You see? See how dangerous they are? Professor Charles Xavier: Yes but as you can see Mr Kelley my students are not using their powers. They're using restraint.
Avalanche: (to Cyclops and Jean Grey) Don't worry, that's the last of the heroics. Count on it.
Boom Boom: (after Avalanche "shakes" the vending machine to get a soda) Hey, nice technique! (blows it up to get her own soda) Boom Boom: What do you think of mine? Avalanche: Breaking rules *and* appliances. You'd fit right in at our place! Boom Boom: Yeah? Like I'd want to!
Pyro: I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull. Wolverine: Where's your buddies? Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge... (Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves) Pyro: Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down. (starts playing the Magneto tape again)
Nightcrawler: (excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table) Yeah! Party, party! (his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott) Cyclops: Hey! Watch it! (grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat) Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember? Nightcrawler: (ignores Scott's comment) YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
Rogue: Scott, open your eyes. I'm going to take some of your power. Scott: Okay. (Scott opens his eyes as Rouge touches his forehead. She fires Scott's eye beams enough to send a distress signal to the other X-Men)
Scott: I wonder why did you do it? Rogue: Me and Miss Popularity there are on different wavelengths, different galaxies, but then I realized something. She would do the same thing for me.
Professor Charles Xavier: I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time. Rogue: I'll see you tomorrow, Misty. (thinking) You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there. Jean Grey: Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else. Rogue: Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
Rogue: You give me no choice. (takes off a glove to use her powers)
Col Nick Fury: I can't let her go! Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Nightcrawler: Chicks dig the fuzzy dude!