Wizards and Warriors
1983
Princess Ariel: Quiche? Prince Erik Greystone: No, thanks. I don't eat it.
(Prince Dirk Blackpool and his wizard Vector are forced by a magical storm to take refuge in his sworn enemies' castle.) Prince Dirk Blackpool: This situation is more intolerable to me than you can imagine. It would help if you could muster up some degree of sophistication. Prince Erik Greystone: Dirk, why don't you quit while you're ahead? In the Rains of Death, skin MELTS. Prince Dirk Blackpool: Obviously sophistication is beyond you, Erik. I trust the rest of you will make up for him?
(Vulkarr, an undead barbarian, has besieged Castle Baaldorf.) Vulkarr: For every minute you delay the surrender, one of the palace guards DIES. (laughs menacingly) Prince Dirk Blackpool: How many do you have? King Baaldorf: Over six hundred. Prince Dirk Blackpool: Good. That gives us at least ten hours before we have to worry.
Princess Ariel: I've had fun before. This isn't it.