Wish Upon a Star
1996
(Alexia is in Hayley's body) Alexia: What next, Hayley? Are you gonna lose my virginity too?
Alexia Wheaton: You may have my body, breasts, and boyfriend, but you are not me.
Alexia: Pop a Midol, who said anything about being late?!
Hayley Wheaton: We're sisters. We're a lot more alike than you think.
Alexia Wheaton: It's an abrasive product used to scrub away sink residue.
(Alexia and Hayley are in each other's bodies, but their parents don't know it. Alexia is yelling at Hayley) Ben Wheaton: I've never seen Hayley express her feelings like that before!
(Hayley is in Alexia's body. Hayley looks at a picture of Alexia's boyfriend) Hayley: Today, you're mine.
Alexia: Today is definitely day one. Hayley: Day one of what? Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated. Hayley: What are you talking about? I'm a knockout. Make-up may be a bit heavy. Not me.
Alexia: (in Hayley's body) So is there anything else I should know about you? Other than that you're a grungy, social outcast? Hayley: (in Alexia's body) I'm not grungy. I just have my own style. Alexia: Oh, dirt under the fingernails is in? You won't mind if I remove it, will you?
Alexia Wheaton: (Hayley in Alexia's body, watching Alexia in her body dancing on the cafeteria table, grabs Kyle) Oh, Kyle you're such a good kisser. Give me another hickey, baby! (starts to maul Kyle)
Alexia: (Hayley as Alexia) Man oh, man. It worked. Hayley: (Alexia as Hayley) What-what worked? Alexia: I uh... Hayley: You did this? Alexia: I made a wish when-when I saw a shooting star. Hayley: You made a wish to be me? Alexia: I didn't think it would work. (touches her boobs) Hayley: (slaps her hand away from her chest) Ewwwww! I don't like it in here! (pushes Alexia against the bathroom door) Wish us back! Alexia: (pushes her against the opposite wall) I don't think that's possible, *Hayley*. Hayley: I think it is! *Hayley*! Do it now! Alexia: I can't! (smugly) It's daytime. Hayley: Well, I have a lot of personal things I have to deal with today, and we are not leaving this house until everything is back in order. I'll handle this. (makes a dramatic exit) Alexia: (looks in the mirror) Me? I'm Alexia. Alexia Wheaton. (squeals and jumps up in excitement)