Who's the Boss?

1984

Tony: I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job. Angela: Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper. Tony: That's me, Mr Goodmop! Angela: Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her? Tony: Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the tires, put me up on the rack... Angela: Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're the wrong sex. Tony: Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem. Angela: My mother didn't think World War II was a problem.

Tony: Ay-oh. Oh-ay.

Angela: Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match? Tony: What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking.

Samantha Micelli: Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke. Tony: That one is the real ice breaker.

Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell. Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial. Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis. Tony: Yeah, and she can still walk.

Mona Robinson: (when Frankie Fitzgerald tries to out bid her daughter to purchase Tony as part of a neighbourhood auction) Angela, I know what's good for you... Buy him!

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