Who's That Girl?
1987
Montgomery Bell: Excuse the mess, I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper. Louden Trott: He quit? Montgomery Bell: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.
Nikki Finn: (pointing at wall with "dead end sign" into which she has just crashed a car) I'm sorry officer but my husband, see, he's having a heart attack and I had to rush him to the hospital and I must not have been paying attention because I took a wrong turn and is this the way?
Nikki Finn: C'mon Lounde, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of? Louden Trott: Well, I used to be really good at fencing. Nikki Finn: See? There you go. I knew ya' had it in ya'. Louden Trott: Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me. Nikki Finn: Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!
Nurse #1: Okay, okay, what's your husband's name? Nikki Finn: Louden. Nurse #1: And his last name? Nikki Finn: Clear.
Louden Trott: Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?
Louden Trott: You're lying. Nikki Finn: How do you know? Louden Trott: Your lips are moving.
Wendy Worthington: Are you listening to me, Louden? Louden Trott: No. No dear, I'm not.
Wendy Worthington: Is it possible for you to be any dumber? Buck: I-I don't see how.
Cabbie #1: So, you're getting married? Louden Trott: Yep. Tomorrow at noon, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington. Cabbie #1: You? Nah. Louden Trott: What? Cabbie #1: You marrying Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type. Louden Trott: You know Wendy Worthington? Cabbie #1: Sure. Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once. Louden Trott: Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride, that doesn't mean that you know her type. Cabbie #1: I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab. (Louden slumps back in his seat looking mortified as the cab comes to a stop) Cabbie #1: Here we are. That'll be $6.50. Louden Trott: I don't have any money. Cabbie #1: Oh, forget it. For any friend of Wendy's.
(Louden and Nikki in a taxi cab tailing a UPS truck to a large house) Louden Trott: (to the driver) That's the truck. Pull over here. Cabbie #2: (Jamaican accent) Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives. Louden Trott: Yeah, that's right. How do you know Wendy Worthington lives here? Cabbie #2: I had her in my cab once. (Louden exits the taxi once again looking mortified)
Louden Trott: We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.
Louden Trott: Is this rent-controlled or what? Montgomery Bell: Actually - I own the block.
Wendy Worthington: You'll take care of me, won't you Buck? Buck: Of course I will. I'm very muscular.
(an elderly cab driver pulls up outside the Worthington mansion) Cabbie #3: Hey, what's going on here? Sandy - Wendy's Friend, Heather - Wendy's friend, Rachel - Wendy's Friend, Denise - Wendy's Friend, Holly - Wendy's Friend: We're trying to get in! Cabbie #3: Oh, hang on. I'll open the gate. Wendy gave me the keys. I had her in my cab once.