Who's In Charge Here?
1983 (TV)
Buffalo Billy: (looks out into the audience and sees Ronald and Nancy Reagan) Do you know who that is? Ronn Lucas: It's the leader of the free world. Buffalo Billy: And she brought her husband!
(Ronn has stripped apart a sock puppet and is now talking to his own hand) George: Don't think of me as a hand. Ronn Lucas: Ok, what are you? George: A naked puppet.
Bufallo Billy: Ronn, you think you're making me talk? Ronn Lucas: I AM making you talk. Bufallo Billy: Then why the heck are you arguing with yourself?
Ronn Lucas: (has accidently pulled off Chuck's arm) Chuck: What's that? Ronn Lucas: It's your arm. Chuck: Keep it. Ronn Lucas: I can't keep your arm - Chuck: It's ok. Ronn Lucas: Ok, um... ladies and gentlemen - Chuck: Rock and Roll! (audience laughs) Slam dance! (begins banging himself into Ronn) Ronn Lucas: Hey! Hey! Hey! (grabs Chuck's other arm and accidently pulls it off) Chuck: Oh tough guy! Go ahead and hit me, I'm unarmed!
Sock Puppet: Hola senior como esta. Ronn Lucas: Spanish? Sock Puppet: Si. Ronn Lucas: Well, that's great. Count to ten. Sock Puppet: Si. Uno, dos, tres, quatro, sinco, six-o, seven-o, eight-o, nine-o, and ten-o. (audience laughs) Ronn Lucas: Um, that's not how it goes. Sock Puppet: Hey, man, learn to adjust. Ronn Lucas: What happened to the Spanish? Sock Puppet: I'm bilingual.
George: (formerly a sock puppet, now stripped down to just a hand, is flirting with Ronn's other hand) Ronn Lucas: No, stop that! (leans on his hand) George: Hey! You're leaning on her head! Hand: I'm ok! Ronn Lucas: No, stop it! George: Are you alright? Hand: I'm fine! Ronn Lucas: Cut it out! George: How 'bout the foot? Foot: I'm alright. Ronn Lucas: No, feet do not talk! Voice: I'm ok too. (awkward silence) George: It's the other foot. Ronn Lucas: Oh! Thank you! (audience laughs) George: (to audience) Some of you don't get this, do you? (audience laughs harder)
Ronn Lucas: Billy, I'm the one that's making you talk. Do you understand that? Buffalo Billy: If it makes you feel good to think that, you go right ahead and think that.
Buffalo Billy: Ronn, listen to me for a second. Now you're a smart guy. It's almost as if you know what I'm gonna say.