White Men Can't Jump
1992
Sidney Deane: You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.
Sidney Deane: You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
Sidney Deane: Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the fucking air. Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle. Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy? Billy Hoyle: Yeah. Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy? Billy Hoyle: I don't know. Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump. Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody, for Mr Motherfucking March of Dimes?
Sidney Deane: Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.
Sidney Deane: I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!
Billy Hoyle: You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES. Sidney Deane: Don't start that shit again.
Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly? Sidney Deane: Your mother did.
Billy Hoyle: I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman". Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it. Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
Sidney Deane: I have four words for you: Listen to the woman? Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean? I TRIED to!
Billy Hoyle: A black man would rather miss than look bad.
Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.