Welcome to Mooseport
2004
Grace Sutherland: (after kissing monroe) That was no handshake, you son of a bitch.
Sally Mannis: I am not stronger than you, I'm a girl. Handy Harrison: Exactly so it hurts both physically and emotionally.
Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are? Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.
Sally Mannis: Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now? Handy Harrison: No I came to see you. Sally Mannis: Through the drain?
Handy Harrison: Hold on, I got you something. Sally Mannis: Dirt? Handy Harrison: (Takes the dirt from the ring) It's dirty but - Sally Mannis: Oh. Handy Harrison: Look I dont know how you feel. (Sally kisses Handy) Is that a "Yes" kiss? Sally Mannis: Yes (Sally kisses Handy again) Handy Harrison: It's dirt now, but... It's really beautiful. Sally Mannis: It's beautiful. Handy Harrison: It's big and - Thats not just one diamond, theres diamonds on the side (Sally laughs. Handy places the ring on her finger) It's diamonds and mud. Oh did I say in the speech - ? I forgot the whole part about how much I love you. I didn't say it, but - Yes, I didn't - you know, theres no - I didn't make a word thing out of it, but you can't even measure it. It's like - like, if you take all the sun - You can take all the heat from the sun and you - If you put all of that heat into a love container, you - Sally Mannis: (Grabs Handy's face and playfully slaps his cheek) Got it. Handy Harrison: You got it? Sally Mannis: Yes Handy Harrison: But you said yes anyway. So this is all extra. Like a bonus to it.