War of the Buttons

1994

(to Tim who's on top of a rock) Geronimo: You're going to have to come down sometime. Tim: I'll have to pee sometime and I know where I'll be aimin'.

Little Con: His willie, cut off his willie.

Little Con: I smashed me eggs.

Tim: They're off.

Fergus: Little Con, bark. Little Con: What?

Little Con: Please sir, how many swear words do you know? School master: What makes you think I know any? Little Con: You're grown up, me daddy knows hundreds. School master: Then you best put your problem to him then.

Big Con: Why should the poor stand in the toilets?

Riley: And all the stuff, when we get it, where will we put it? Fergus: In our HQ. Little Con: What's an HQ?

Riley: Long live the King. Boffin: It's the Queen now, it is, you moron. Riley: Then God save the Queen.

Little Con: Make him eat horse crap.

Little Con: Maybe he hasnt told them yet. Tich: He'd have to, he didnt have any clothes on.

Tim: What happened? Fishy: Geronimo. He said I looked too pleased with myself.

Fergus: That's right, don't show your ugly mugs, the shock would sink our boat.

Fergus: For Ballydowse and Ireland... Charge.

Riley: Im not paying good money to stand in the toilets.

Gorilla: Dont hurt me, I'll tell me dad.

Fergus: Tell them all what they get if they mess with the boys from Ballydowse.

School Master: By the way, what was the joke back there, I could do with a laugh? Fergus: I messed up my clothes a bit last night, and my mammy, said she'd send me to school bare-assed. School Master: I find that prospect more horrifying than amusing. Fergus: Yes sir, but its just given me a funny idea.

Fergus: Have you finished scrubbin' the paint off the old chaple board? Geronimo: And what would you know about scrubbin'? You dirty bunch of knackers. Carrick Boy: Knacker socks. Carrick Boy: Does our mammy still wash your socks in the kitchen sink? Carrick Boy: He doesnt have a kitchen sink. Gorilla: Here come over to Carrickdowse and we'll lend you a bath. Fergus: A bath, will it have your rubber ducky in it Gorilla? Tim: Does your mommy still powder your bum? You big girl's blouse.

Little Con: (after being given some whiskey) One for the road?

Little Con: Hey lads, I think I feel a bit whoosy.

Big Con: My brother, he's as drunk as a scunk.

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