Wanted
2005
Tommy Rodriguez: Those guys couldn't find tits in a whorehouse! TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: This hurts, but I think Tommy's right.
TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Tommy, if the gun had tits and panties, then maybe I'd listen to you.
Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Eddie, sometimes you're funny. And then there's now.
Lucinda Rose: Please pardon my ex-husband, he's a cop. Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Don't say it like it's a swear word!
Carla Merced: Were you in the Dumbass Question of the Week Club in high school?
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Man, you gotta dial down the voices in your head.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Man, you gotta dial down the voices in your head. TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: The demons won't settle for a tie.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: You got a bathroom? Gun seller: What? U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: All this yelling, my bladder... I got to pee.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: It's a simple question! Carla Merced: And you're a simple asshole.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: So what's it like, speaking in tongues? TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Like French, only more consonants. But I'd forget about the French thing. I don't think it would take. U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Why? TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Because French is a romance language. And you're an asshole. U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: ... yeah, you're probably right.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: The handsome guy's on to something.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: I was drunk! Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Was she? U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Ooh, yeah. Carla Merced: ... I'm going to get into the back of the van now.
Carla Merced: Ma'am, please, ma'am. Lady, you're alive, shut up!
Tommy Rodriguez: So you own this place? U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Yep. Tommy Rodriguez: So that means these beers are free, right? U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Nope.
TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Touch me again, I'll change your tampon.
U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Don't you know drugs kill and I kill drug dealers?
Alvarez Kelly: Who are you, God? Lieutenant Conrad Rose: No, but He returns my calls.