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2005/I
Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
Mitch: So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!
Manager: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic. Floyd: (enthusiastically) YES! God I can't wait to quit this job!
Floyd: Carpe Deez Nuts!
Monty: That's right, birds of a feather flock to-vagina.
Monty: I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never fuck with people who handle your food.
Floyd: Aw, yeah! Carpe deez nuts! I can't WAIT to quit this job!
Floyd: We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
Monty: If I remember correctly, wasn't I inside you?...
Monty: mama said these were my magic shoes. she said they'd take me anywhere. then again, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.
Nick: Yo what makes you think I won't cut you?
Raddimus: The brain!
Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played you like a violin! Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?
Mitch: I have nothing to say to the rest of you. (looks around the room, sees Floyd) Except for you. Floyd: Me? What did I ever do to you? Mitch: You are the biggest piece of shit I have ever met. I truly hope you burn in hell.
Monty: (to Mitch) How do you feel about frontal male nudity?
Dan: The difference between ordinary and extraordinary, is that little extra.
Monty: Oh, me. (tilts head to the left)