Viewtiful Joe
2003 (VG)
Joe: Henshin a-go-go, baby!
Joe: Red Hot Kick!
Narrator: The Jadow move ominiously across the land, dying the sky with blood and pounding the earth, those who still have faith in justice and hounor, valor and goodness call out his name. the ultimate superhero, the only one who can save the world from extinction, if he can't do it, no one can... Joe: Who, me?
Hulk Davidson: Davidson is in the House! Hulk Davidson is born to be wild!
Joe: ... that voice! It really is Captain Blue! Hey, can I have your Autograph? Captain Blue: ... no.
Hulk Davidson: So what's with the V-watch on your arm, man? What, you think you some kind of Mega-Man or something?
Alastor: Well, if it isn't my friendly neighborhood arch-rival, but you're a little late! The ritual has begun! Joe: Hey, I know you! Alastor: The name's Alastor! Nice hit back there, by the way. Joe: What's this about a ritual? I hope you guys aren't up to anything wierd! There are children watching this too, you know!
Alastor: Hey... you're pretty strong... that hit... when you did that hit back there... Viewtiful! Tell me... what do they call you? Joe: Viewtiful? Hmm... okay, that works... I'm Joe! Viewtiful Joe! Alastor: Viewtiful Joe... (gets zapped by lightning and vanishes)
Alastor: (after being "killed") Is this it? Am I done for? You're kidding, right? Oh, come on! Help a brother out! Come on!
Charles the 3rd: Who dares disturb my beauty sleep? Have you not heard? This movie's already over! Captain Blue is defeated, and we are victorious! Joe: Shows how much you know, bat brain! In movies, there always has to be a plot twist. That means something always goes wrong once before you get to the happy ending, hello! Now come on, let's get this over with! Charles the 3rd: Phoof! What nonsense he speaks! Come nightfall the ritual of sacrifice will begin and your pathetic little world will... Oopsy poopsy! Almost let the cat out of the bag there! In any case, this has nothing to do with riff-raff like you! The only thing left for you to do is... vanish!
Gran Bruce: I think... I'm going to take a... um... oh... durr!
Joe: A man wears a scar as a medal! Not to say I couldn't win unhurt.