Vice Versa
1988
Charlie: How old are you dad? Marshall: Younger than I used to be, kid.
Charlie: "For Charlie, love Malice, party 'till you puke."
Charlie: (relaying a message to Marshall, who in turn is in a meeting) ... and we've been offered very favorable interest rates from Hong Kong. Marshall: (apparently having misheard what Charlie said) ... and we've been offered very favorable interest rates from King Kong. Charlie: *Hong* Kong! Marshall: I mean Hong Kong.
Marshall: (about his ex-wife) This is the woman who I couldn't live with as a husband, and now I'm going to be her son.
Hockey Coach: (to his ice-hockey team) Can someone tell me what's going on here? Am I in the wrong place, or are these the auditions for the Ice Capades? In the locker room, in the classroom, you guys may be buddies. Out here, all I want to see is hate! Charlie: (to one of this teammates, about that coach) The city pays this man to shape young minds?