Valley Girl
1983
Randy: That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.
Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says? Stacey: I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?
Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance? Girl: In another life! Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.
Randy: Where do you work? Julie Richman: At my parents' store. Randy: What do they sell? Julie Richman: Health foods. Randy: That's cool. Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow. Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look. Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy. Julie Richman: Who? Stacey: Tommy. Julie Richman: Who? Loryn, Stacey, and Suzi: (in unison) TOMMY! Julie Richman: Fuck him!
(behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom) Fred Bailey: Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey! Randy: I don't wanna see Stacey. (peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor) Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey! Fred Bailey: What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad. Randy: What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is. Fred Bailey: No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest. Randy: Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's... Randy and Fred (in unison) : ... crush that fly!
Randy: (to Julie after she dumps him) Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!
Tommy: It appears as though you forgot our French fries and a coke, fishhead. Randy: Oh, well, Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did!