USA High
1997
Ashley: Take it off! Take it all off! Ms Dupree: Ashley, that's your father! Ashley: Oh. Put it on! Put it all back on!
Christian Mueller: A friend who takes off their pants for you is a friend wearing no pants.
Christian Mueller: Guilt - it does a body good.
Winnie Barnes: I heard that you have a better chance of winning the lottery than you do getting struck by lightning. Ashley Elliot: I've been struck by lightning twice. Lauren Fontaine: That explains a whole lot, Ashley.
Jackson Green: Um, Ashley, when I said "Watch out for that squirrel," I didn't mean "Run into that brick wall."
Ashley Elliot: Lauren, did you see that episode of "The Brady Bunch" where Bobby and Cindy are on the see-saw? Lauren Fontaine: Yes, why? Ashley Elliot: It was really good.
Ashley Elliot: I cannot live with you anymore. Winnie Barnes: Well, start packing, girl! Ashley Elliot: I'm not moving out. Please. That's so juvenile. (stands up) I'm putting a line down the middle of the room! Winnie Barnes: This is completely ridiculous. Ashley Elliot: Nonsense. I've seen it on television a million times, and it always works! (pulls out a roll of tape drammatically) First, there was the Great Wall of China. (stretches the tape drammatically) Then, the Berlin Wall. (stretches the tape even more) Then, there was WalMart... (sets the tape down) ... Where I bought this tape.