University Challenge: The Professionals
2003
Jeremy Paxton: (after a team from Soroptomist International fail to identify the Ordnance Survey map symbol for a cliff) I'm not going walking with you lot.
Jeremy Paxton: (after the House of Lords team lose by 75 points to 120) Bad luck, House of Lords, I was getting worried about you. Still, at least you got three times as many points as those clowns from the House of Commons.
Jeremy Paxton: (the team from the Halle Orchestra fails to identify any of the monkeys in the picture round) You really are hopeless on these, aren't you?
Jeremy Paxton: (after the Crown Prosecution Service team correctly answer a starter question) Plumbing new depths on this program, you get three questions on breaking wind.
Jeremy Paxton: (the C.P.S. team has quickly identified music by the Banana Splits) Aren't you embarrassed to know that? What a profitable way you spend your time!