Unhappily Ever After

1995

Ryan Malloy: My mom and my dad are great. They have two kids. The End.

Jennie Malloy: Watch where you're pouring your sauce! Jack Malloy: If I had ever done that, we wouldn't be sitting here.

Ryan Malloy: And who's the one with the big ears? Ross Malloy: Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something. Ryan Malloy: If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her? (screaming at the TV) Prince! If she looks like a horse, use her as horse! Ross Malloy: Amen, brother. Ryan Malloy: Honestly.

Ryan Malloy: It's great to be president! You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already.

Ryan Malloy: Wait, I know this guy. (Jack looks at him, wearing glasses) That's Clark Kent!

(there is a note on the fridge) Tiffany Malloy: Hey, Ryan, what does that thing say? Ryan Malloy: (looks back at the fridge) Arr! Arr! I'm a refrigerator, I'm big and cold!

Tiffany Malloy: Look what I got. Ryan Malloy: What is it? What is it? Tiffany Malloy: My college formula. Ryan Malloy: Aaw, I thought it was ice cream.

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