Une femme est une femme
1961
Alfred Lubitsch: Answer yes, and I owe you 100 francs. Answer no, and you owe me 100, okay? Bar Owner: Okay. Alfred Lubitsch: Here's the question: Can you loan me 100 francs?
Prostitute 2: They're showing Vera Cruz tonight. Alfred Lubitsch: Ah, with your friend Burt Lancaster. (Alfred turns to the camera and grins)
Angela: Would you rather have fish or meat for dinner? (impatient) Emile! Émile Récamier: Fish. Angela: What would you have preferred if you were having meat? Émile Récamier: I dunno. Veal. Angela: And if you were to have beef rather than veal, would you prefer a steak or a roast? Émile Récamier: A steak. Angela: And had you answered roast, would you prefer it rare or well-done? Émile Récamier: Rare. Angela: (jump-cut to Angela returning with the well-done roast) Well, honey, you're out of luck. My roast beef's a little overdone.
Angela: We should boycott women who don't cry.