Unconditional Love
2002
Maudey: Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.
Woman: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit. Man: THANK GOD.
Julie Andrews: OH, BUGGER OFF.
Dirk: Frump without a life. Grace: Valet without a car. Dirk: LIFE WITHOUT A POINT.
Grace: That's Tom Jones. Nolla: Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice? Waitress: Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself. Nolla: (slaps waitress across the face) SLUT.
Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?
Dirk Simpson: I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway? Grace: Yes, and more. Dirk Simpson: More? Grace: You don't have to love me back.
Victor Fox: I have sex with other men, but I sleep with you.
Nolla: We love gay youth.
Cop: (after discovering Maudey and Dirk making out and then Finding Grace) What are you doing? Grace Beasley: I'm watching them!