Two If by Sea

Frank: Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.

Roz: Did you steal this from the house? Frank: No. Roz: Honey? Frank: Yes.

(Looking at cows) Roz: Oh, these are so cute! Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

Frank: What are you looking for, a key? Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain. Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key? (Roz reaches above the door and finds a key) Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.

Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.

Todd: Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.

Frank: Remember when we had the map. Those were the fuckin' day weren't they. The map days

(A state trooper is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene) FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI! Local Cop: O'Malley? FBI Agent O'Malley: You got a problem with that? Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more... FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish? Local Cop: Yeah. FBI Agent O'Malley: (in a very fake Irish accent) Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!

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