Two Girls and a Guy
1997
Blake Allen: I think words are not serving me well at all.
Blake Allen: Do you want the truth? Carla: No, we want another lie.
Blake Allen: What's this? This right here? Carla: It looks like a broken window and a plant. Blake Allen: It is a broken window and a plant but how did the window get broken? Carla: It looks like the plant might have done it. Blake Allen: Yeah, but I don't think the plant just came through the window by itself. (he pauses) Did you throw the plant through the window?
Blake Allen: Carla, Carla... Carla: I'd prefer you not use my name. Blake Allen: What do you want me to call you, Timmy?
Blake Allen: (sings) Call me daddy. Call me daddy. Bend over and squeal like the pig that you are for offering me this job.
Blake Allen: I have lied about nothing except sexual fidelity.
Blake Allen: I may have been hiding parts of my life from both of you to avoid causing pain. But I didn't say anything to either one of you that I didn't whole-heartedly mean. Carla: If you believe what you just said it's worse than if you don't.