Twitches
2005 (TV)
Illeana: Oh, that's so sweet, do you think we should have told them they're marked for death? Karsh: Why would we have told them that? Illeana: I don't know.
Karsh: (to Illeana) Would you like to put down the chicken wing and help me protect the girls?
Illeana: (imitating girls) Go twitches, go twitches, go twitches... (sees Karsh and clears throat) You, uh, got something on your face. (gestures to his face with ketchup all over it)
Illeana: (after girls run off) Do we have a plan B? Karsh: No, we're way past plan B, we're more like at D. Illeana: Yeah.
Karsh: (whooshes door away) I never get tired of that. Illeana: I do. Karsh: Really? Illeana: Well, you do it all the time, at parties, and it just... Karsh: Why didn't you tell me? Illeana: I just... (cut to girls and song "Rush")
Karsh: (Beth double-dips chip) Now why would you do that? Beth Fish: I'm sorry? Karsh: You just double-dipped, you ruined the entire dip- just go, just... go.
Illeana: (She has just walked through a wall and is dazed. She tries to stop the twins that have already left. She then walks to window and tries to talk to Karsh) They're not here! Karsh: What? Illeana: They're not... Karsh: What? Huh? Illeana: Hey, ok, I just walked through some '70s wallpaper that will leave me seriously scarred for life!
Karsh: (They are rescued from the Darkness and fall into the room) Ah, finally! Took you long enough! Illeana: He means thank you. Karsh: Will you please stop telling people what I mean, I think I know what I mean.
Illeana: I went through some '70s wallpaper that is going to scar me for life.
Illeana: You defeated the darkness once before. Camryn Barnes: You mean when I was one? All I did was cry, and wet myself and wonder "What the heck is going on?" Apart from gaining some decent bladder control, nothing has changed!