Twins
1988
Julius Benedict: Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.
Julius Benedict: If you're lying to me, I'll be back!
Julius Benedict: The pavement was his enemy.
Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks! Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?
Julius Benedict: For the first time in my life I am... pissed off!
Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin! Julius Benedict: That's private. Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!
Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic. Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!
Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother. Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.
Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!
Julius Benedict: I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
Vincent Benedict: I got another six hours to pay the money. Tell the McClane brothers that harassing a man who already is in the slammer is beneath even them.
Marnie Mason: (Linda sees Vince on the street and is thrilled to see him) Vince! Marnie Mason: I thought you broke up with him! Linda Mason: I did, I did. (kisses Vince)
Mary Ann Benedict: (holding a teddy bear) You found each other,and you found me.