Troll 2
1990
(Elliott sneaks into Holly's bedroom) Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me! Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman. Holly: (Punches Elliott in the groin) Release your instincts in the bathroom. Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo? Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
Joshua: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
Sheriff Freak: There're sandwiches for tonight! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY! Drugstore Owner: It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!
Joshua: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell? Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!
Drugstore Owner: Here, try some Nilbog milk. High in vitamin content. It's free.
Sheriff Freak: He was one of us... and you killed him! Now it's your turn!
Drew: Coffee. Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink. Drew: Eggs. Drugstore Owner: Yuck! Drew: Bacon. Drugstore Owner: Don't you know, we're vegetarian's in Nilbog.
Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee here in Nilbog - it's the Devil's drink!
Holly: Dear Elliot Cooper, tomorrow morning will be your final chance. The beautiful Holly Waites, or your little boys. Make a choice Elliot.
Michael: Do you see this writing?... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it. (He starts to take his belt off) Joshua: What are you gonna do to me? Michael: I'm tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and I suggest your mother and sister do likewise.
Michael: Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality - I won't allow it!
Diana: Joshua is not a little shit, he's just very sensitive.
Joshua: They're eating my mommy! Troll: Would you like some, Joshua? Joshua: AHHHHH!
Arnold: They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Diana: Don't hit him, Michael! For God's sake, PLEASE don't him!
Creedence: THAT... is ENOUGH!
Troll: Ow-ur qu-een is callin... g us...
Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich! Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS... !
Brent: No... no... no more popcorn!
Creedence: What's the matter? Aren't you hungry? Brent: Well, I like popcorn... Creedence: We'll just have to... heat it up!
Diana: Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much. Joshua: I don't feel like singing, mom. Diana: Just sing.
Sheriff Freak: I'm Sheriff Gene Freak...