Trojan War
1997
(Brad's buying condoms) Checkout lady: $4.75. Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short. (Checkout lady looks toward his groin) No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things (indicating condoms) , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way? Checkout Lady: $4.75 Brad: Damn it!
Brad: You know what love is backwards? It's E-V-O-L. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.
Leah: We have been friends since like sperm.
(Officer Austin throws the Trojan condom at Brad) Officer Austin: Hey kid, Make her day.
Leah: I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.
Counter Lady: They're $4.75! (Robber cocks gun) Robber: I got .357!
Leah: Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient? Josh: It's pretty much all of us.