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Tripping the Rift

2000

Darph Bobo: Never underestimate the power of a dark clown.

Darph Bobo: Never underestimate the power of a dark clown!

Chode: Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway? Darph Bobo: Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE! Six of One: Where do you know this guy from? Chode: Uh, hi. We spent some time together in prison. Gus: Oh let me guess, judging by his size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?

Chode: Why don't you fight without using your faggot clown powers, son? Darph Bobo: Very well, "faggot clown powers" indeed!

Darph Bobo: If he starts to win, shoot him. Stormtrooper: Yes sir!

Gus: Who are you talking to? Chode: Uh, ship's recorder. Gus: Oh, it's broken. Chode: Then what the hell have you been fixing these past two days? Gus: The trans-digital freon convertor. Chode: And what's that for? Gus: It makes ice cubes. Chode: You mean to tell me that with all the crap that's broken on this ship you start with the fucking ice machine?!

Chode: Come on, you lipstick-wearing felch monkey!

Darph Bobo: Oh, shit! You purple bastard!!!

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