Toys

1992

Leslie Zevo: We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.

Patrick Zevo: Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

Patrick Zevo: I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?

Leslie Zevo: I was born in the back of a bumper car.

Alsatia Zevo: Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube.

General Leland Zevo: Put this place on red alert. They're as good as dead. Hagenstern: That's your son, sir. General Leland Zevo: War knows no relatives.

Leslie Zevo: "Aww, he broke my sister."

Leslie Zevo: Let's all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer... those who can.

Leslie Zevo: Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.

Leslie Zevo: Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.

Leslie Zevo: Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone.

Leslie Zevo: Today may be the beginning of the end... or the end of the beginning... or the beginning of the beguine.

Leslie Zevo: In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."

Leslie Zevo: In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate."

Leslie Zevo: You tried to kill us all... General Leland Zevo: Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke? Leslie Zevo: Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just doesn't sit well with me.

(Whistling the 's') Leslie Zevo: You look ssssstunning. Gwen Tyler: Oh, ssssstop.

Asian Researcher: This vomit is very Anglo.

Leslie Zevo: There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me.

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