Totally Confused

1998

Johnny: Hey, Wiley. Do you think maybe the reason you're so depressed is 'cause you smoke too much pot? Wiley: I am not depressed. You think I'm depressed? Johnny: Annie thinks you're depressed. Wiley: Well what does she know? Just because I hate everybody, doesn't mean I'm depressed. I'm just being realistic. Johnny: Jesus. Listen to you. Do you really hate everybody? Wiley: Why shouldn't I? I'm being half-serious here. I mean, I'm sick of people. I'm sick of myself. I hate being weak. I feel that if I get close to girls, they're going to want to go to bed with me and if I get close to guys, they're going to think I'm a homo. Johnny: I thought you were a homo? Wiley: That has not been proven yet!

Wiley: Can I get you anything? Tea? Pop? Water? Bondage Film?

Wiley: I am exploring the outer limits of masturbation. I think I've solved the chafing problem.

Johnny: You don't have to sleep with all your friends. This isn't prep-school.

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