Tomb Raider: Chronicles
2000 (VG)
(to Pierre) Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Zip: Yow! Jimi Hendrix is back!
Pierre: You were kicked in the head by a horse, oui? So the brain doesn't work correctly. Larson: How'd you know about that?
(when Lara approaches, the demon knight bursts out of the barn on horseback, still carrying Father Patrick) Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : (to Father Patrick) Who is this that stands before me? The first to visit me in my prison seven hundred years past. Father Patrick: Seven hundred years? All alone in a barn? Huh, those winter nights must have just flown by. Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : Silence, ignorant heretic, or I behead you! (The horseman then shoves the priest off the horse. He lands on the ground in a heap.) Lara Croft: Leave him be! Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : For the child has spirit, but what is that? When this island is littered with the bones of holy men. My gift to them for their spirit in obstructing me from claiming my rightful inheritance. Father Patrick: And this inheritance, I would wonder, would be some way to explain why your walking and breathing when you should be gone long past? Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : The inheritance is the gift of eternal life. Contained within an ancient scroll. Concealed by the dullard Abbot and his cohorts. The scroll, which draws forth pale demon blood through my veins. I am no longer man. I am one for the earth and one for above the gaping abyss of Hades. Father Patrick: So why stay on the island? Came for a holiday and fell in love with the scenery? Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : Hold your yapping tongue for want I clip it! Boils and plagues plaster over this island and its treacherous inhabitants! For it was they, and their ox little abbot, who plotted to incarcerate me in this dungeon hall for an eternity. I, Vladimir Kaleta, who worshipped in the first Kremlin, who butchered the Swede and the Lefsky on the banks of the River Neva. Incarcerated within this prison of flowing water!
Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : Your child has done her job well, and I taste freedom for the first time in an eon. You will now fear me? For you have served your purpose well holy man, and for this should I exercise mercy as a god might? Father Patrick: Now that'd be nice, but I'm not holdin' me breath. Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta) : Yes, I shall spare and secure for you a fate worse than death! For when you pass beyond this world, Heaven shall no longer welcome you, for you have released a demon. Father Patrick: My faith will protect me from feckless lesser demons as yourself. (Enraged, the horseman head-butts Father Patrick and then flings him to the ground.)