Thirteen

2003

Tracy: If everyone in the world married someone of a different race, after one generation, there would be no prejudice.

Melanie: I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I would die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now.

Melanie: How do you explain $860 in your wallet? Tracy: We jacked it, okay? God, Mom, you knew what was going on with all those clothes and shit. Not even you're that dumb... Melanie: (shouts) I didn't know it went that far.

Tracy: Um, since when does Medina have a ghetto booty? Evie: Oh, I think she stuffs. Astrid: That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers. (She shakes her butt) Medina: Shake it, don't break it, bitch. Astird: Fuck her.

(the girls walk out in two matching cut-up halter tops) Tracy: Well, what do you think? Are we hot or what? Mel: That WAS your brother's favorite t-shirt.

(as underage Evie tries to seduce him) Luke: No. Bad. Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

Melanie: Goddamn dollar-fifty-a-square-foot floor!

Tracy: No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties!

Tracy: Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!

(after dying Cynthia's hair) Melanie: If this gets you laid, you owe me double.

(Tracy is on the phone in a tattoo shop) Tracy: Hey Mom, do you know what point-slope form is? No, me neither. See? That's why I need to be here... at the library.

Tracy: Hey Mason, who would you say is the hottest girl in school? Mason: Evie Zamora. Tracy: Guess who I hung out with today. Mason: Bull. Tracy: Melrose Avenue. (Mason looks at her in awe) What? Like that's so hard to believe...

(singing) Evie: The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park...

(outside Mason's open window) Tracy: (talking to dog in baby voice) Oh Hampton, he's my baby, yes... Evie: (walks in front of Mason's window) Hey Mason! (pulls thong up over shorts while shaking her butt) move ya g-string down South! Tracy: Gross! That's my brother! Evie: (giggling while walking away with Tracy) Relax! Maybe I'll marry into the family.

Melanie: What is that? Tracy: (whispers) It's a belly-button ring. Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you. Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is, (sticks out her tongue) Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

Tracy: Mothers, lock up your sons!

Mason: What? You wanna hit me, Tracy? Go ahead and hit me. You will go to jail, you fucking slut! Tracy: Don't call me a slut. MOM! MASON JUST CALLED ME A SLUT!

(Tracy's slashed-up arm is exposed) Tracy: (crying) That's none of your business, you fucking Frankenstein! Brooke: Oh, no. This child is my business, you little cunt.

Melanie: You're my heart.

Tracy: So you're a model? Evie: She's a model-slash-actress! Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

Evie: Tracy? Tracy: What-ey? Evie: Your going out with Javi!

Evie: How about we make a Luke sandwich? Luke: Um, how about you're jailbait?

Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*. Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute? Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser! Melanie: That's dramatic.

Mason: (Tracy's back is turned and Mason doesn't see her face) Oh, baby, back that ass up! Mason: (Tracy turns around) Tracy?

Brooke: Evie, goddamit, have you seen my other cutlet? Evie: Incoming cutlet! (throws it at her and hits her in the behind)

Melanie: Have you been drinking? Mason: Of course she has because she's always FUCKING DRINKING, isn't she? Tracy: Oh, like you never have! Brady: Hey, what's going on? (Kayla begins crying)

Rapper #1: (rapping) I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'!

Tracy: Geez, Mom, why don't you open a hotel? You could get payed for all this shit.

Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house? Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.

Evie: Something peed in your bed.

Brooke: We'll be moving up to Ojai so you won't be seeing Evie again... ever. You're really cruel, Tracy. I mean, I'm sure you can be a sweet kid when you want but right now you are a really bad influence! I mean you cheat, you lie, you steal Tracy: (shouts) Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I *learned* all this shit from? (Tracy walks off into the kitchen) Melanie: Tracy was playing with Barbies before she met Evie! (follows Tracy into kitchen) Brooke: (along with Evie, follows Tracy and Melanie into kitchen) Oh what? Did she teach her to beat the crap out of her as well (grabs Tracy by the arm) Brooke: Don't even start with me little one, I've seen the bruises! Tracy: What the hell did you tell her, Evie? Brooke: (turns to Evie) Come here... What about this? (shows scrape by Evie's hairline that Tracy accidentally made when the two girls were play fighting) Tracy: (shouts) What the fuck? We were just goofing! Melanie: Tracy didn't hit her! Evie: (shouts) Yes, she did! Tracy: (shouts) I don't believe this shit! She hit me too! She hit me too! Brooke: (grabs Tracy's arm and struggles with Tracy to pull back her sleeve) And look at this, Mel! Melanie: Take your hands off her! Tracy: No! Don't you dare! No, don't, please! (starts crying as the cuts on her are revealed when Brooke pulls down her sleeve) Brooke: See! She cuts! Tracy: (crying) That's none of your business you *fucking* Frankenstein! Brooke: Oh, no, this child is my business, you little cunt! Melanie: That's enough, you have to get out. (Brooke and Evie slowly start to walk out) Now! Brooke: (softly) C'mon Evie, let's go. Evie: (crying) Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyways? (screams) It fucking stinks in here, Mel!

Mason: Stupid fucker!

Tracy: (Tracy comes home wasted) Shouldn't you tell Mom how you get stoned every night? Mason: She knows I smoke pot, Tracy. Look at your pupils. You're *so* fucking busted.

(first lines) Tracy: Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder! I can't feel anything, this is awesome!

(last lines) Tracy: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Tracy: (Tracey walks into the bathroom in a huff, Astrid looks over) So, you wanna just go to the boardwalk and sell some shit? Astrid: (putting stickers on her face in the mirror) I can't. I'm late for my Biology actually, we're doing a play and I'm the mermaid. (raises eyebrows and walks out of bathroom) Tracy: (stares into mirror, applying makeup)

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