Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her
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Lilly: Look, the neighbors bought birds. Christine Taylor: Canaries. Lilly: How can you tell? Christine Taylor: I can see them. Two males, probably. Lilly: How do you know? Christine Taylor: Only the males sing.
Nancy: What does your husband think about this? Rebecca: I don't have a husband. Nancy: Show me your ring finger. (Rebecca shows Nancy her left hand) Nancy: Are you a lesbian?
Carol: God says to Adam, "Adam, I have something for you, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a moment, then decides, "What can you give me for a rib?" Kathy: That's funny. Where'd you hear it? Carol: From the Bible.
Nancy: Let me tell you about love. You don't ask, you give.
Carol: Maybe she was just tired of dead ends, phone calls that were never returned, promises that were never kept, tripping over the same stone.