They Call Me Bruce?
1982
Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi? Cowboy: I like Susie... Susie's my girl! Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!
Bruce: I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.
Bruce: Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.
Anita: My name's Anita. What's yours? Bruce: They call me Bruce. Anita: Bruce? Like Bruce Lee. Bruce: Of course. Anita: Then you must know kung fu. Bruce: Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.
(Johnny arrives at his grandfather's deathbed just in time for the old man's last words) Joon: I'll make you proud of me. When I grow up, I'll make lots of money. Bruce/Grandfather: Let me tell you, grandson. Money is not the most important thing in life. The most important thing is... broads. Broads!
(a beautiful geisha girl joins Johnny in a hot tub) Bruce: You're a 10! (the geisha removes her kimono) Bruce: You're a 10 where you should be a 36!
Anita: Look, I'm a federal agent. Freddy: Oh, my God. Anita: The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country. Freddy: Oh, my God! Bruce: Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"? Anita: They used you, Bruce! You were their stooge! You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce. Bruce: Drugs! Oh, my Buddah!