The Wild Wild West
1965
Emma Valentine: What do you demand of a woman, intelligence or beauty? Jim West: Beauty if they are intelligent, and intelligence if they are beautiful.
Jim West: How is Artie bearing up under his Washington assignment, sir? President Grant: The question is, how is Washington bearing up.
Jim West: Artie, when are you going to get rid of that cat? Artemus Gordon: Listen, he stowed aboard in Denver, I'm going to see to it that he gets home.
Artemus Gordon: "Thanks Artie"? Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks Artie"? Jim West: Thanks, Artie. Artemus Gordon: It's a pleasure.
(West and Gordon are holed up behind a wagon, firing at a bunch of Loveless's men) Jim West: Know where the ambassador is? Artemus Gordon: Yeah, saloon basement. He's all right. Jim West: Think you can find him? Artemus Gordon: What? And leave you here all alone? Jim West: There's only four of them. (Artemis shoots) Artemus Gordon: Three. Hardly seems worth your while.
Artemus Gordon: Hey, I've got a little bone I want to pick with you. Jim West: Me? Artemus Gordon: Yeah, the next time - if there is a next time - would you hanging around till the last minute before letting me know that you're there? Jim West: Hey, Artie! I showed up as soon as I could!
Dr Miguelito Loveless: Come back... you... you fraidy cat!
Dr Miguelito Loveless: You, Mr Gordon. You didn't play fair! You cheated. Artemus Gordon: A weakness. So sue me!