The Wedding Date
2005
Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
(Kat's response, when asked by her mother what was wrong) Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
TJ: (after seeing Nick wink) I think I just came.
Jeffrey: Kat could I have a word? It'll only take a moment. Bunny: Well let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? (pause) Sure go right ahead.
Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
Nick Mercer: The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back.
Kat Ellis: I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know anything about you. Nick Mercer: I'm allergic to fabric softener, and I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies and I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.
Edward Fletcher-Wooten: (to Nick, whilst chasing after Jeffrey) I look like a total wanker, don't I?
Nick Mercer: Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.
TJ: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
TJ: Who's going to buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?