The Wash
2001
Dee Loc: Man who the hell knockin' at my door like the fuckin' popo's. (Walks over to the door and looks through peephole) Dee Loc: Oh shit nigga turn that shit down it is the popo's.
(to Mr Washington over the phone, for firing him) Chris: How's your day going? Good, 'cause the rest of your day's gonna be FUCKED!
Dee Loc: Shit, Nigga. I paid tha cost to be the boss
Dee Loc: (answers phone) Hello? Slim: Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr Wash Dee Loc: Well, how much ya want? Slim: Uh, hold on a sec, (turns to face) Slim: How much we want? Face: Tell him we want 50 cent fool Slim: Oh, ok (talks to Dee Loc on phone) Slim: we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec (turns to face) Slim: so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters! Face: we want 50 thousand dollars fool! Slim: Oh, ok (talks to Dee Loc on phone) Slim: we want 50 thousand dollars fool! Dee Loc: (Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends) These guys are just plain stupid! Slim: ... And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's Face: 100's fool! Slim: oh, 100's fool!
(a pair of police officers come across C-Money, who was laid out by Norman) Police Officer: What's the matter, Chris? You get knocked the fuck out?
Slim: Hello, this the kidnappers again. Me and Face - Face: Fool, you just said my name! Slim: (to Face) Fool, is you Destiny's Child? Ain't nobody said your muthafuckin' name!
Dee Loc: (referring to Slim and Face) These got to be the two stupidest mothafuckas.
Sean: Mr Wash wanna see you. Dee Loc: What he wanna see me for? Sean: It's worse than you think! Dee Loc: Huh? Man stall me out wit all that mystery shit and tell me what's up.
Man in Trunk: (C-Money opens Mafia Tony's trunk) Oh my God you've gotta help me, they're gonna kill me! I fucked this guy's sister man! I didn't mean to fuck her! C-Money: Eh man, sorry I can't help you. Man in Trunk: Bitch!