The Transformers: The Movie
1986
(before their battle) Megatron: (surprised) Prime. Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly? Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron.
(pointing a gun at Optimus Prime's head) Megatron: I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime.
Arcee: Did we have to let 'em detonate three quarters of the ship? Springer: Seeing as how they would have detonated *four* quarters, I think it was a good choice.
Hot Rod: We can't hold out forever Kup, but we *can* give them one *humongous* repair bill.
Kup: Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting. Hot Rod: "Universal greeting"? Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep granah weep ninni bong. Hot Rod: "Bah weep granah weep ninni bong"? Sharkticons: Bah weep granah weep ninni bong. Kup: See, the universal greeting works every time.
Blaster: Optimus Prime, do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City, we're really taking a pounding. Don't know how much longer we can hold out.
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose. Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron. Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.
Rumble: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.
Springer: Its not hard to knock em down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick.
Brawn: (Decepticons ambush Autobots on Autobot shuttle) Megatron! Decepticons! Megatron: Die, Autobots! Megatron: (Decepticons kill Autobots on board shuttle except Ironhide) This was almost too easy, Starscream. Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat. The Autobots' moonbase. Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobotd will be vanquished forever. Ironhide: No! Megatron: Such heroic nonsense! (Shoots Ironhide's head off)
Brawn: (Upon hearing a loud explosion on the slide of the Autobot's shuttle) Megatron? Decepticons. Megatron: DIE AUTOBOTS!
Shockwave: Lazorbeak returns Megatron. Megatron: Yes. Unlike my other warriors you never fail me. Soundwave play back Lazorbeak's findings. Soundwave: As you command Megatron. Optimus Prime: (on the play back) Ironhide. I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth. Ironhide: But Prime... Optimus Prime: Listen Ironhide. We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch. Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck. Megatron: More than you imagine Optimus Prime.
Shockwave: Lazorbeak returns Megatron. Megatron: Welcome Lazorbeak. Unlike my other warriors you never fail me. Soundwave play back Lazorbeak's findings. Soundwave: As you command Megatron. Optimus Prime: (on the play back) Ironhide. I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth. Ironhide: But Prime... Optimus Prime: Listen Ironhide. We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch. Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck. Megatron: More than you imagine Optimus Prime.
Cyclonus: You want me to gut Ultra Magnus? Galvatron: There are plenty of Autobots for you. Ultra Magnus is mine!
Ultra Magnus: Blurr! Get the dinobots in the shuttle. Blurr: I'm trying to get the dinobots in the shuttle because I know we can't take off until I get them into the shuttle but I can't seem to get them into the shuttle because they're impossible, impossible, impossible! Ultra Magnus: Alright forget that. Kup you and Hot-Rod get the dinobots in the shuttle and get out of here. Hot Rod: (Lassoing Grimlock's neck) Come on you big bozo. Get in the shuttle.
Starscream: Astrotrain, transform and get us out of here! (Astrotrain transforms into his train mode) Starscream: (the last of the Decepticons load into Astrotrain) Astrotrain, take off!
Hot Rod: Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything from "Lookout Mountain"?
Daniel: (Daniel views the shuttle from a viewscope) Hot Rod, there's a hole in the shuttle! Hot Rod: *What?* Hot Rod: (Hot Rod zooms his eyes in on the damaged shuttle) Decepticons! Kup: (sees Hot Rod shooting at the incoming shuttle) What's that darn fool doing?
Megatron: (in a very weak voice) Don't leave me, Soundwave. Soundwave: As you command, Megatron.
Kup: (the Decepticons are fleeing Autobot City) Prime did it! He turned the tide!
Hot Rod: Heh, not bad for an old timer. Kup: Old Timer? That's something you'll never be, if you don't get back to the city. Hot Rod: (Blitzwing comes screaming over head very closely while shooting at the two) (shouts) Save it, Kup! Hot Rod: Let's *burn rubber*! (Kup and Hot Rod both transform)
Megatron: Welcome, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my (thinly veiled sarcasm towards Starscream) *other* warriors, you never fail me!
Starscream: (chasing after Arcee and Springer who are closing themselves inside Autobot city) Pathetic fools there is no escape. (BOOM) OW! My foot!
Ultra Magnus: (straining) Open, dammit, open. Prime you said the matrix would light our darkest hour.
Rodimus Prime: Now light our darkest hour.
Perceptor: I fear the wounds are... fatal. Daniel: (long pause) Prime, you can't die. Hot Rod: Do not grieve. Soon I shall be one with the matrix. Hot Rod: Prime. Optimus Prime: Ultra Magnus, it is to you, old friend, I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me. Ultra Magnus: But Prime, I'm - I'm just a soldier. I - I'm not worthy. Optimus Prime: Nor was I. But one day, an Autobot shall rise from our ranks, and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour. (opens his chest to reveal the matrix. Removes it and begins to hand it over to Ultra Magnus) Until that day, till all are one. (Matrix starts to fall to the ground. Hot Rod catches it, gives it to Ultra Magnus. Ultra Magnus inserts it inside. Prime dies)
(Optimus has thrown Megatron to the ground) Kup: Finish him off, Prime! Do it! (Optimus picks up his laser rifle and takes aim) Megatron: (feigning defeat as he reaches for a laser gun) No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you! Optimus Prime: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!
Rodimus Prime: This is the end of the road, Galvatron. (throws Galvatron through Unicron's hull and opens the Matrix) Rodimus Prime: Now light our darkest hour.
Astrotrain: Jettison the weight or I'll never make it to Cybertron. Starscream: Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden.
Perceptor: Blaster! Ultramagnus sent orders to contact Optimus Prime on Moonbase 1. Blaster: Alright. Cover your receptors Perceptor.
Springer: I've got better things to do tonight than die.
(the Decepticons try to see who is most fit to take over Decepticon leadership) Scrapper: Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator! The most powerful robot! We should rule! Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior. Scavenger: Who are you calling inferior? Hook: Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you! (Soundwave ejects his cassette minions) Frenzy: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave unkrozzomatic!
Megatron: Wait, I still function. Starscream: Wanna bet?
Kup: Reminds me of the Nighteth Slave Mines on Galganeth Seven. Hot Rod: Every place reminds you of some place else. Kup: Experience, lad. You should learn to appreciate it. Hot Rod: Alotta good it's done us so far.
Jazz: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?
Quintesson: Would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps... but not often.
Hot Rod: They're closing on us. Kup: Yep, like the Shrikebats of Dramedan. Hot Rod: How'd you beat them? Kup: I am trying to remember, there were an awful lot of casualties that day.
Kranix: Spare me this mockery of justice.
Kup: I can't transform. Hot Rod: Keep trying. Quintesson: Quiet or you'll be held in contempt of this court. Hot Rod: I have nothing but contempt for this court.
Grimlock: Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again. Kup: I'll give you petro-rabbits.
Quintesson: Guilty or innocent? Quintesson Judge: Innocent. Quintesson: Feed them to the Sharkticons.
Galvatron: First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction.
Wreck-Gar: Yes friends, act now, destroy Unicron. Kill the Grand Poobah. Eliminate even the toughest stain.
(after being shot down, captured and imprisoned) Hot Rod: We've got to get anew travel agent.
Blurr: We got Decepticons at the gates Decepticons in the air Decpticons inside the walls Decepticons Decpticons Decpticons. If we beat them off the walls they're sill in the air if we shoot them out of the air they're still at the gates so where does that leave us? Nowhere that's where.
(Unicron transforms in front of a shocked Galvatron) Unicron: For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet, Cybertron. But now, you shall witness... its DISMEMBERMENT.
Perceptor: Ultra Magnus. A cursory evaluation of Decpticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency. Ultra Magnus: In other words Perceptor? Springer: We're out numbered.
(as the Dinobots walk over a Quintesson) Slag: Uh... Excuse me.
Preceptor: Run Blaster, save yourself. Blaster: No way. Two can play. Sick em.
Starscream: Who disrupts my coronation? Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Megatron: This was almost too easy Starscream. Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the REAL threat... the Autobots' moon base. Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream.
Rodimus Prime: It's the end of the road Galvatron. (Throws Galvatron through Unicron's hull and opens the Matrix) Now light our darkest hour.
Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.
Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.
Megatron: Why should I, what's in it for me? Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious; But very well. I will provide you with a new body, and new troops to command. Megatron: And? Unicron: And nothing. You belong to me... now. Megatron: I belong to nobody. Unicron: Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed - on your way to oblivion.
Optimus Prime: Now, all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck.
Megatron: MORE THAN YOU IMAGINE OPTIMUS PRIME.
Soundwave: Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior...
Devastator: Prepare for extermination.
Soundwave: Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, Eject... operation interference...
Swoop: Me Swoop no see nothing. Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close. Slag: Me Slag say you full of beryllium bologna. Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of caesium salami. Slag: Beryllium bologna!
Hot Rod: Not bad for an old timer. Kup: Old Timer? That's something you'll never be if you don't get back to the city.
Daniel: LOOK. Rodimus Prime: Autobots transform and roll out. Kup: I knew you had potential lad.
Kup: The Insecticons are in our way. Hot Rod: Wrong. They're our way in. Hyah.
Galvatron: I, Galvatron, will crush you just as Megatron crushed Prime! Ultra Magnus: And you'll die trying just like Megatron.
Preceptor: I fear the wounds are fatal.
Ultra Magnus: Blurr! Get the dinobots in the shuttle. Blurr: I'm trying to get the dinobots in the shuttle because I know we can't take off until I get them into the shuttle but I can't seem to get them into the shuttle because they're impossible, impossible, impossible! Ultra Magnus: Alright forget that. Kup you and Hot-Rod get the dinobots in the shuttle and get let's get out of here. Hot Rod: (lassoing Grimlock's neck) Come on you big bozo. Get in the shuttle.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, not "nice dino." ME BASH BRAINS.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, want to munch metal.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, kick butt. (he does, only to realize...) Grimlock: Me Grimlock need new strategy!
Optimus Prime: Arise, Rodimus Prime. Rodimus Prime: Optimus.
Hot Rod: Doesn't this remind you of anythig Kup? Kup: Nope. I've never seen anything like this.
Unicron: And these... shall be your minions.
Spike: It isn't even dented? Oh shit, what are we going to do now?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report to me at once. Ironhide: Every time I look into a monitor Prime, my circuts sizzle. When are we going to start busting Deceptichops? Optimus Prime: I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on earth. Ironhide: But Prime. Optimus Prime: Listen Ironhide... We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault.
Megatron: I'll rip out your optics.
Ultra Magnus: Perceptor, can you locate a place to set down for repairs? Perceptor: Gamma Waves in this sector of space create marginal navigation probablilites, however... (Ultra Magnus and Springer look impatient) Perceptor: hehem, Yes I believe I can. The planet of Junk is in this vicinity.
Galvatron: Magnus, I want the matrix. Ultra Magnus: Never. Galvatron: Sweeps, terminate him.
Starscaream: Megatron, is that you? Galvatron: Here's a hint. (Galvatron transforms into a Mobile Cannon and kills Starscream)
Arcee: I was afraid you'd be trapped outside the city. Hot Rod: Hey, I wasn't worried for a micro-second. Arcee: Then you probably didn't understand the situation.
Arcee: Stay close to me, Daniel. Hot Rod: And you'd better stay close to me. Arcee: No you'd better stay close to me.
Kup: Of all the circuit glitched, diode blown dimwittery. You left a piece out. Hot Rod: No way. You're just a little stiff. Kup: Anyway all things considered you did an amazing job lad. Amazing. Hot Rod: Really? Kup: Yeah. You even got rid of a nasty burr in my rotator. Now let's find the Dinobots and get off of this twisted planet.
Megatron: Breach their defenses. Kickback: Delicious eh Shrapnel? Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons Electron.
Jazz: Where'd that come from? Cliffjumper: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going.
Ultra Magnus: You're all alive. Hot Rod: The Matrix? Ultra Magnus: It's gone. Kup: and with it all hope. Hot Rod: No. Arcee: Galvatron has it. Hot Rod: Where's Galvatron? Where is he? Wreck-Gar: The Answer is UNICRON.
Hot Rod: The Matrix. Galvatron: It will do you no good Autobot. It cannot be opened. Hot Rod: Not by a Decepticon. Galvatron: Like it or not we are allies now against a common foe. (Shrill noises and bright lights surround Galvatron) Unicron: Destroy him Galvatron NOW or you, yourself shall be obliterated. Galvatron: Yes my master.
Galvatron: Punny Autobot. You lack even Prime's courage. Come out Autobot. We all must die sometime. Hot Rod: Not today Galvatron. (Hot Rod tackles Galvatron. Galvatron then puts his hands around Hot Rod's throat and begins choking him) Galvatron: Die Autobot.
Hot Rod: What is this place? Kranix: The world of the savage Sharkticons and their cruel masters the Quintessons. I am Kranix. My planet was destroyed by Unicron. Hot Rod: Unicron? Who's Unicron? Kranix: A planet, that devours everything in its path. Kup: So that's the creature's name?
Ultra Magnus: Springer. You and Arcee transform Autobot City, Perceptor tell Blaster to radio Prime for reinforcements. Blurr: What about me Magnus? Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Huh? I can help. What about me? Ultra Magnus: Blurr you can help me alert the others. Blurr: Absolutely, positively, definitely. Nobody can get the job done faster than I can. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.
Springer: Come on Arcee let's go. Arcee: But Hot Rod and Kup are still outside the city. Springer: We can't wait. They'll have to look after themselves. Come on.
Springer: Ignition and... Daniel: Wait Ultra Magnus. Arcee is still out there.
Springer: JUMP. (Arcee jumps and grabs on to the shuttle's hatch. Springer pulls Arcee in) Arcee: Thanks. Daniel: That was close. Springer: Believe it or not that was the fun part.
Blaster: Hey Perceptor, what's shaking? Other than this fortress?
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no kisser, Me Grimlock king.
Kup: Turbo revin young punk. I'll straighten you out yet.
Rodimus Prime: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian Wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness... Til all are one! Springer, Arcee, Kup: Till all are one!
Unicron: Destiny... you cannot... destroy... my... DESTINY!
Wreck-Gar: Offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by
Galvatron: How dare Unicron! Cybertron and all its moons belong to me!
Scourge: But remember we belong to him. Galvatron: I belong to nobody. (Unicron tortures him) Galvatron: I will obey, Unicron. Decipticons, to earth.
Starscream: Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden. Uninjured Decepticons: In that case I say it is survival of the fittest! Starscream: Do I hear a second on that? Uninjured Decepticons: Aye! Starscream: And against? Injured Decepticons: Nay! Starscream: The Ayes have it! (throws injured Decepticons out of the ship)
Wheelie: Wheelie say, meet friends today! Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, we on our way!
Spike: This is Spike and Bumblebee up here on Moon Base II. Bumblebee: This thing, this monster planet, just ripped the first moon to shreds. Spike: And it's heading this way. Bumblebee: We'll try to hold it down. Spike: But you'd better get here fast because we're not going to... (static) Daniel: Dad!
Optimus Prime: Dinobots, destory Devastator! Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, love challenge!
Kup: Grimlock, get your noodle outta my face! Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, love Kup's war stories. Kup: You're living one, now.
(Galvatron triumphantly holds the Matrix in his hand) Galvatron: Unicron, my master... with this, I shall make you my slave.