The Thomas Crown Affair
1999
(Banning shows up at a ball wearing a red sash) Thomas Crown: This is a black and white ball. Catherine Banning: That's okay, I wasn't invited anyway.
Catherine Banning: Men make women messy.
Thomas Crown: Here's to the fear of being trapped.
Detective Michael McCann: Monet's unknown masterpiece, Dogs At Cards.
Catherine Banning: Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?
Thomas Crown: Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE?
(Catherine is clearly upset) Detective Michael McCann: Are you okay? Catherine Banning: Yeah. Detective Michael McCann: My girlfriend went out one night and came back married. I told everyone that I didn't care and I beat a suspect unconscious, fucked five women in three days, and drove my car the wrong way on an off-ramp. But I was okay.
Thomas Crown: You look wonderful! Catherine Banning: Thank you! How are you? Thomas Crown: Popular.
Catherine Banning: Damn, I hate being a foregone conclusion.
(Catherine looks out the plane window at a tropical island) Catherine Banning: That island isn't Manhattan. Thomas Crown: It isn't? Catherine Banning: I have appointments. Thomas Crown: Wanna keep 'em?
(At Crown's tropical resort) Catherine Banning: This must go over well. Thomas Crown: With who? Catherine Banning: With whoever you bring here. Thomas Crown: I never bring anyone here.
Catherine Banning: What was it? Thomas Crown: Nice little Renoir... Catherine Banning: Oh... Renoir (beat) Catherine Banning: Nice little copy? Thomas Crown: We'll never know will we?
Catherine Banning: (on the phone) If I wanted to be gone, I mean seriously gone, in 8 hours, how much could I take with me? Banker: Well, you'd be taking a very substantial loss.
Catherine Banning: I would let you in, but... Thomas Crown: But the world is watching. Catherine Banning: Yes. Thomas Crown: Besides, you haven't got any furniture. Catherine Banning: Oh that's good.
Catherine Banning: What was it? Were you bored?
Catherine Banning: You really think there's "happy ever after" for people like us?
The Psychiatrist: I want you to talk about women. (waits for a few moments) Mr Crown? Thomas Crown: I'm sorry? The Psychiatrist: Women. You get to talk about women. Thomas Crown: Oh, I enjoy women. The Psychiatrist: Enjoyment isn't intimacy. Thomas Crown: And Intimacy isn't necesarily enjoyment. The Psychiatrist: How would you know? Has it occured to you that you have a problem with trust? Thomas Crown: (smirking) I trust myself implicitly. The Psychiatrist: But can other people trust you? Thomas Crown: Oh, you mean society at large? The Psychiatrist: I mean women, Mr.Crown. Thomas Crown: Yes, a women could trust me. The Psychiatrist: Good, under what extraordinary circumstances would you allow that to happen? Thomas Crown: A women could trust me as long as their interests didn't run counter to my own.
Detective Michael McCann: (refering to the people working in the museum) I love this neighborhood, some of these broads are wearing my salary.
John: Tommy, that's a hundred thousand dollars on a goddam golf swing! Thomas Crown: It's a beautiful Saturday morning, John... What the hell else have we gotta do?
Detective Michael McCann: Can I drop you off someplace, at your hotel? Catherine Banning: One, I keep an apartment here, and two, I am going to your office. Detective Michael McCann: (after a pause) She keeps an apartment. I keep goldfish