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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

1986

Chop Top: Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Drayton: You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

Lefty: One of those boys was so crazy he sawed his own head off going 90 miles per hour.

Chop Top: Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat.

Chop Top: (to Stretch at the radio station) Can you play Inna-Gadda-da-Vida?

L.G. McPeters: (seeing Chop-Top cutting up records) Hey! What the shit? Chop Top: Lick my plate, you dog dick!

Stretch: I know nobody's listening 'cos you're all looming, but I got a shot of hot rock 'n roll for you anyway (takes a call) KOKLA Red River Rock 'n Roll Request.

Chop Top: Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio add time. Vantia 'Stretch' Block: Are you fucking crazy we are closed. Off the air till' tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back... Chop Top: No but... but yeah but... Woaho.

L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

L.G. McPeters: Look, darlin'. Built ya a little fry house.

Chop Top: Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch. (laughs) Dog will hunt.

Drayton: The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

Drayton: I thought you took care of her already. Chop Top: Yeah well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba likes her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

Chop Top: Exit. E-X-I-T.

Chop Top: NAM FLASHBACK!

Drayton: S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?

(when asked the secret of his successful chilli) Drayton: No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

Drayton: You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

(When swinging for Stretch, Leatherface hits him with the saw) Chop Top: Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do - oh, goddamn I can't believe it.You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface!

Lefty: I'm the Lord of the Harvest! Drayton: What's that? Some new health food bunch?

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