The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
1989
Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
Mario Mario: That's a heaping helpin' of moolah. Luigi: Yeah and that's a lot of money too.
Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.
Agent M: I am Agent M. Mario Mario: I see. Agent M: Not C. M! Luigi: Oh. Agent M: Not O! I'm M. Agent O is on vacation.
Link: (looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower) Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!
(repeated line) Link: Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!
Mario Mario: You okay, Luigi? Luigi: I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.
Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing? Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
(Luigi is holding a giant hypodermic needle) Toad: This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen Luigi: What was the biggest? Toad: My last flu shot
Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back
(repeated line) Mario Mario, Luigi: Yes, Mama.
Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly? Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me? Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers. Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin. Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
Madame Agogo: Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (a window shatters) Luigi: Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits? Madame Agogo: No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch (drum fanfare) , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind! Mario Mario: Ok whats the first thing on your mind? Madame Agogo: My $25 fee (drum fanfare) course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent (Takes money from Mario) Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands! Madame Agogo: (chanting as the lights dim down) Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies, (pause) Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered, Luigi: Or... ? Mario Mario: Or... ? Madame Agogo: Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie (drum fanfare) Madame Agogo: (after the Lengend of Zelda preview) I Fell! Mario Mario: YES? Madame Agogo: I Fell! Luigi: YES? Madame Agogo: I feel someone stepping on my foot! (drum fanfare) Mario Mario, Luigi: (both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers) Neeurrgh!
(Ray Charles' "Hit the Road Jack." can be heard in the background) King Bowser Koopa: Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from? Mouser #2: Maybe you left your radio on. King Bowser Koopa: Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.
Link: (making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope) You called for a hero, princess? Princess Zelda: Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.
Ganon, Moblins: (trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit) The only way she could see him is if ... she was in *love* with him. Princess Zelda: Now don't get any ideas, buster! Link: So you love me, eh? Princess Zelda: Oh, I do *not*! Link: (singing) Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!
Princess Peach Toadstool: (as a baby) (to Luigi) More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi. King Bowser Koopa: (dressed as a baby) Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long. (Albatross drops a net on Koopa) King Bowser Koopa: Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!
Toad: (Toad's snowboard fell into the snowbank) If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll... Princess Peach Toadstool: Don't you care if we're all right, Toad? Toad: Well, yeah, but my present.. Princess Peach Toadstool: I guess your present means more than we do. Toad: Well, it *is* Christmas. Uh, are you OK, Princess? (Princess Toadstool glares at him with a mad look)
Link: (first lines of the series) Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed, ... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!
Mario Mario: Until next time, everybody... Mario and Luigi: Do the Mario!