The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
2004
King Neptune: You there, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days. Patrick Star: He can do it in nine. King Neptune: Eight. Patrick Star: seven. King Neptune: Six SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK! King Neptune: Six it is then. Patrick Star: FIVE (while being choked by Mr Krabs) SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, SHUUSH!
Sheldon J. Plankton: His chops are too righteous!
Plankton: His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something. Karen the Computer: (Karen is being surfboard across the the Krusty Krab) Weeeee! Plankton: Karen?
Mrs Puff: Is this what we paid nine dollars for? Sandy Cheeks: Nine? I paid ten!
Mindy: With my mermaid magic, I'll turn you into men. Seahorses: (in seahorse language) Mermaid Magic? Mindy: Shhh!
Captain Bart the Pirate: I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. (Reaches into treasure chest) Captain Bart the Pirate: Tickets to the SpongeBob Movie!
Dennis: Finally. (cracks knuckles) I got you right where I want you. SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir? Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you. SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate us? (SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears) SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches. Dennis: You mean these? (grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime. (Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them) SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake? Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip) Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid? Dennis: All right. Enough gab. (approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear) SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us? Dennis: Plankton was very specific. SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton? Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. Patrick Star: Step on us? Dennis: Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown! (SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other) Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much. (extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them) Patrick Star: That's a big boot. Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot! (laughs) I love this job! (Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot) Patrick Star: Bigger boot! (tries to run away) SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives. Patrick Star: Yay! SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Thank you, stranger!
Captain Bart the Pirate: You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist. Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave. Captain Bart the Pirate: What? (Pulls out sword) Say that again, if you dare! Usher: You folks have to leave. Captain Bart the Pirate: (pauses, then sobs) Okay. (the pirates leave the theatre as the Usher continues to sweep the floor)
Squidward Tentacles: Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're gonna party till we're purple. Patrick Star: I love being purple! SpongeBob SquarePants: We're going to the place where all the action is. Patrick Star: You don't mean... ? SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I mean. SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat! SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!
Plankton: Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to Y! Karen the Computer: A to Y? Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet. Karen the Computer: What about Z? Plankton: Z? Karen the Computer: Z... The letter after Y... Plankton: W, X, Y... Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. Karen the Computer: Oh, boy. Plankton: It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemom-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
Plankton: I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
Plankton: I'm busy planning to rule the world! SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luck with that.
Old Lady: NuckleHead McSpazatron!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready. Depression.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Get it toghether old boy.
Patrick Star: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir. Patrick Star: I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patric and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called... "WAITER!"
King Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I am 100-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. SpongeBob SquarePants: I think I made my point.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Plankton: Plan Z. I love you!
SpongeBob SquarePants: For your information, we are not kids, we are men.
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
Patrick Star: Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.
Men in bar: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar
Squidward Tentacles: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
Patrick Star: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
Squidward Tentacles: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton? Plankton: That's right, Squidward, and there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one? Squidward Tentacles: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio. Plankton: And what's that supposed to mean? Squidward Tentacles: It means you set up Mr Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune! Plankton: We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips. (Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen) Karen the Computer: Now activating helmet brain-control devices. Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
Sheldon J. Plankton: (as Plankton's zombies capture Squidward) Hahahaha! Who can stop me now? Hahaha! WHO?
Patrick Star: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
Squidward Tentacles: Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
Mr Eugene H. Krabs: (mumbling) ... jackass... (more mumbling)
Gary: (under Plankton's power) Mreow... Plankton.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you? David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff! SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: (together) HOORAY!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now? David Hasselhoff: I can take you there. (Hasselhoff comes running up in slow motion) SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you? David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff. Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants: Horray! SpongeBob SquarePants: So, uh, where's your boat? David Hasselhoff: Boat? (laughs)
Mindy: (after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches) So, now that you're mean, can you make it to Shell City? SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: (are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy) Mindy: Guys! SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Yeah? Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, yeah! Mindy: Are men afraid of anything? SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, no! Mindy: And why? SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Because we're invincible! (both jump off cliff) Mindy: (calling after them) I never said that!
Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what happened? SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton cheated.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Go the Hasslehoff! Patrick Star: Next stop Bikini Bottom!
Plankton: By tomorrow, I will RULE THE WORLD! (evil laughing) SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luck with that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: OH MY GOSH, PATRICK, YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE! Patrick Star: SO DO YOU!
Mr Eugene H. Krabs: (King Neptune sets Mr Krabs on fire) My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON FIRE!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I think I stepped in something... Plankton: Not in something, on SOMEONE, you idiot!
Patrick Star: Did you see my butt?
Patrick Star: MINDY! Did you see my underwear? Mindy: No Patrick. Patrick Star: ... Do you want to?
Sheldon J. Plankton: I haven't felt this happy since the day you agreed to marry me! Karen the Computer: I never agreed to marry you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: (to Dennis on Hasselhoff's back) I don't know how much Plankton's paying you... But I can give you enough to make it worth your time. (hands him Goofy Goober bucks)
SpongeBob SquarePants: (having jumped from leg to leg on David Hasselhoff's body) Woo-hoo! I made it! Dennis: (Dennis jumps and makes it) So did I. You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you! (makes a gesture like pulling guts out of one's body)
Perch Perkins: First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs. Mr Eugene H. Krabs: Hello, I like money. Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build the a second Krusty Krab right next to the original? Mr Eugene H. Krabs: Money!
Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, what are you doing? SpongeBob SquarePants: I have to tell you something. Squidward Tentacles: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work? SpongeBob SquarePants: There's no showers at work. Squidward Tentacles: What is it? SpongeBob SquarePants: I just wanted to let you know I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. Squidward Tentacles: (shouts) Get out!
SpongeBob SquarePants: (pulling up to the gas station with Patrick in the patty wagon - a hamburger on wheels) Fill her up, please. Gas Station Attendant: (looking at the patty wagon slightly bemused) What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
Mindy: Good luck, Spongebob! SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, how did you know my name? Mindy: Well, I'm trying to learn everyone's name in Bikini Bottom. I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! Patrick Star: Well, what's my name? Mindy: That's easy! You're Patrick Star! Patrick Star: (blushes and laughs, lovestruck)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cleanliness is next to managerliness.