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The Simpsons: Road Rage

2001 (VG)

Homer Simpson: Get in, I've got candy

Groundskeeper Willy: Eat tractor!

(after running over somebody) Krusty the Clown: Now that's comedy!

Chief Wiggum: Can you take me home? My police car was stolen.

Mr Burns: I'll be watching you.

Homer Simpson: You drive like I think... slowly!

Groundskeeper Willy: Get ready for some Big Willy Style!

Quimby: Stop, you idiot!

Moe: Stop the car, or I'll punch you in the neck!

Apu: Stop, you crazy driver!

Apu: Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life.

Krusty the Clown: There goes another lawsuit!

Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! Get in the car and shut up!

Marge: An Indian cab driver? Now I've seen everything!

Krusty the Clown: Ow, my shoes!

Milhouse: I feel barfy!

Homer Simpson: (singing) I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Marge: Move your keister mister.

Chief Wiggum: Ow! Sat on my gun.

Groundskeeper Willy: Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.

Milhouse: Take me home please. I've got to recover from a wedgie.

Chief Wiggum: (after running somebody over) I'd call an Ambulance, but those guys are jerks

Reverend Lovejoy: Oh good lord it's the Demon child Bart Simpson: (evil voice) Hi Reverend

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