The Simple Life
2003
Paris Hilton: What is Wal-Mart?... 'Cause, like, they sell wall stuff?
(finding herself short of cash at Walmart) Paris Hilton: Can I take the extra stuff for free? Cashier: This is not a soup kitchen. Paris Hilton: What's a soup kitchen?
(eating a plucked chicken) Paris Hilton: Tastes like chicken.
Paris Hilton: That bacon smells good. Nicole Richie: Yea... They probably killed it this morning.
Fast food boss: Here are your checks. Paris and Nicole. Paris Hilton: Fifty seven dollars... What do you do with this? Fast food boss: Cash them. Paris Hilton: Where do we cash them? Fast food boss: The bank.
(after being asked to pluck a chicken) Nicole Richie: The only thing getting plucked around here are my eyebrows.
Nicole Richie: You smell like onions.
Nicole Richie: (while Paris is spraying almost the entire can of lysol into the stinky truck) Enough. Do you want to smell like that dear? Paris Hilton: Yes.
Nicole Richie: Isn't a taxidermist a place that skins animals? Paris Hilton: Then why'd we brink Tinkerbell?
Paris and Nicole's Boss: How'd it go? Nicole Richie: Gorgeous.
Braxton Leding: (after killing bugs in Paris and Nicole's room) It'll be icy and cold in the morning.
Nicole Richie: (trying to get the co-op cashier's attention) Bubi? Chootles? Scooby?