The Secret of Monkey Island
1990 (VG)
Otis: Oh, come on. Don't be bitter. I'm here to help. Not just for the money. Guybrush Threepwood: Money? Carla: Yeah, we are getting paid for this, right? Guybrush Threepwood: How appropriate. You fight like a cow. Carla: You never did know when to use that one.
Man: Hey, Nick, I just committed a felony! Nick: Did it involve that big knife you've got there? Man: Yeah! What should I do with it? Nick: Get rid of it! Man: I'll throw it in the water! Nick: No, don't do that! Man: Why not? I need to ditch it! Nick: It might wash up somewhere! Man: What do I care? MY prints won't be on it! I'm throwing it in! (Pause) ... naaaah. I might need it. See you. Nick: See you.
Pirate Leader: Do you have any special skills? Guybrush Threepwood: I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
Stan: I've changed my mind. I can't giver her up. You can have your money bac. How could I sell something so dear? (A large part of the ship breaks and falls into the water) Stan: Then again, a deal's a deal, right? Right. Catch ya later. Good luck. Enjoy. I'm outta here.
LeChuck: You dared come here to confront me! Guybrush Threepwood: I've just remembered an appointment at the dentist's.
Bob: Captain LeChuck... sir... I... LeChuck: Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face. Bob: No sir... Nothing like it... Ah... Sir... I... LeChuck: It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead. Bob: Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead... LeChuck: Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT? Bob: Oh yes sir. I feel so luck that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky. LeChuck: Glad to hear it.
LeChuck: (as Fester Shinetop) So long, Mr Spicecake, or Droopface, or whatever your name is!
Pirate: You make me want to puke. Guybrush: You make me think somebody already did.
Guybrush Threepwood: Please don't kill me. Ghost Pirate LeChuck: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill ye. Guybrush Threepwood: I'm wired to explode if anyone tries to kill me.
Guybrush Threepwood: That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!
Cannibals: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?