The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman
1987 (TV)
Jaime Sommers: (after throwing Steve through a window) Now look what you made me do! Steve Austin: Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.
Jaime Sommers: Fortress? They look like a bunch of tired mercenaries that ran out of countries to fight in.
Jim Castillian: So, have you thought about that drink? Trisha Sullivan: I've thought of nothing else.
Jaime Sommers: I'm a friend of your father. Michael Austin: You just lost two points. Jaime Sommers: So did you.
Oscar Goldman: So what did you tell him? Steve Austin: I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.
Hired Hand: Get into the car Ms Summers. Jaime Sommers: What a lovely invitation. I'm afraid I'm a little late for work. (He opens his jacket to reveal he has a gun. She leans forward in an attempt to attack him) Hired Hand: Aah, no bionic tricks or my friend over there will fire at those blind children by the van. Jaime Sommers: What do you want? Hired Hand: Well, if I told you it was your body you might get the wrong impression, but that's exactly what I want so get in. Now!
Michael Austin: So, what are you gonna do about it? Jaime Sommers: That is none of your business. Michael Austin: You don't know do ya? Jaime Sommers: Leave me alone you little brat!
OSI Receptionist: (after looking Steve up and down) I wonder what parts are bionic?
Oscar Goldman: Thirty second mile! I'm telling the Olympics committee.
Steve Austin: What did Brubaker say about me? Michael Austin: He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck. Steve Austin: Well, punch him in the mouth. Michael Austin: I did.
Jaime Sommers: I run. In fact I'll race you to the end of the park. Michael Austin: I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head-start. Jaime Sommers: Gee, your such a pal.
Jim Castillian: So, your the six-million dollar man. Steve Austin: Probably thirty-four by now.
Steve Austin: Well, at least you still have your sense of humor. Jaime Sommers: I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.
Jaime Sommers: So, how was your date last night? Carol: Great! It took til desert for him to figure out I was blind. I'm so bad I asked him what it felt like to be on a real blind date. Jaime Sommers: Shame on you!
Steve Austin: So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts? Dr Rudy Wells: No one will ever know.
Michael Austin: Why didn't you tell me? Jaime Sommers: Because it was secret. It happened a long time ago. I was in a sky-diving accident and your father made the same life or death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's what binds us together.
Tom Brubaker: Hey! What's shakin'? The name's Tom Brubaker.
Hired Hand: (looking at Jaime) She's a lot prettier than Austin, and easier to grab.
Martin: Can I tell you a secret? I've never been on a blind date before. You? Jaime Sommers: (shakes head no) Martin: And to think your friends thought we might not be compatible. Jaime Sommers: (puts her hand over her mouth and laughs into a yawn of boredom)
Trisha Sullivan: Don't they have any chairs where you come from Mr Castigan? You must have been raised in the zoo. Jim Castillian: That's Castillian. With two Ls. (to Steve Austin) She loves me. Just playing hard to get.
Oscar Goldman: (looking at the name of his boat) Summer Maiden. Any perticular "Summer" in mind when you named her? (Steve remembers flashbacks of Jaime and himself in love) Steve Austin: Guess I couldn't forget her no matter how hard I tried. Oscar Goldman: How hard did you try? Steve Austin: Not very hard.
Steve Austin: (angry) Oh, you never let go, do you Oscar? Oscar Goldman: It's hard when patriotism runs in your blood. Steve Austin: (more angry) You don't think that kind of patriotism runs through my veins? Didn't I give enough? Two legs, and arm and an eye? Oscar Goldman: The best we ever had. Steve Austin: Thanks alot. The answer is still no.
Michael Austin: Carol. (runs off to find Carol) Steve Austin: I can't do that. Jaime Sommers: I can't do that either.
Steve Austin: (after Michael shoots Stenning with his laser eye) I can't do that either. You didn't kill him, did you? Michael Austin: No. I can control the intensity of the beam. Bet you wish you had one.
Michael Austin: (after Jamie throws Steve through a window) So, Dad. Nice exit. Ever use the door?