The Return of Sherlock Holmes
1986
Inspector Lestrade: You know... We're not jealous of you, at Scotland Yard. No sir, we're proud of you. And if you walked in tomorrow, there's not one man from the oldest inspector to the youngest constable who wouldn't be glad to shake you by the hand. Sherlock Holmes: Thank you!... thank you...
Mycroft Holmes: All my instincts are against this explanation, and yours too, I think. We are not brothers for nothing.
(When asked about Lestrade's theory about the six Napoleons) Sherlock Holmes: While I'm sure it is of the greatest interest, I've not listened to a word of it.
(Holmes, Watson, and Lestrade are on a steak out) (Watson sneezes) Sherlock Holmes: Watson, if you've caught a cold, it's your own fault. You left the rugs behind. Dr Watson: ... sorry, Holmes.
Inspector Lestrade: Don't suppose we can smoke, can we? Sherlock Holmes: (immediately) No. Inspector Lestrade: Thought as much...
Dr Watson: Humbug, Lestrade? Sherlock Holmes: This is no time for humbugs, Watson!
(after keeping Watson up until well past four in the morning discussing the case) Sherlock Holmes: (whispers) Watson! (then musically) Watson. (Holmes tickles Watson's foot) Dr Watson: What time is it? Sherlock Holmes: Dawn. Dr Watson: I've only had two hours sleep! Sherlock Holmes: I wonder if you'd do me the very great kindness of considering the possibility of waking up? Dr Watson: I assume you have a good reason. Sherlock Holmes: Are you game for a drive? Dr Watson: Certainly. But . . . Does it have to be this early? Sherlock Holmes: I have a little theory I wish to test. Dr Watson: Is anyone's life at stake? Sherlock Holmes: Certainly not. Dr Watson: Would it be possible to test your theory a little later this morning? Sherlock Holmes: I'll see you downstairs in five minutes. (Holmes leaves) Dr Watson: Five minutes. (sigh)
Dr Watson: Insufferable lout.